Play the free demo, climb the first mountain, and wishlist This Is Why We Don’t Play Golf to see how far you can really fall.

Welcome to the warm-up climb. This free demo gives you the first slice of This Is Why We Don’t Play Golf, the chaotic co-op physics platformer where every “I got it!” is a lie. You’ll haul your golf ball up the mountain one cursed swing at a time, with the mountain itself, and maybe your friend, plotting against you. What’s in the demo: The opening region of the mountain, packed with warm, welcoming hazards. Local/online co-op enabled! Bring a friend to double the “fun.” Enough rage fuel to prepare you for the full climb. Add the full game to your wishlist to unlock 4 regions, longer climbs, and even more creative vocabulary expansion.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Demo

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie.Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you.Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too.Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/bb71f29d08269b1b326655741bf5634a.poster.avif?t=1765911044" width=780 height=434 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/bb71f29d08269b1b326655741bf5634a.webm?t=1765911044" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/bb71f29d08269b1b326655741bf5634a.mp4?t=1765911044" type="video/mp4"></video>Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/056d0b1aa498a7a289e43be1908b3fb3.poster.avif?t=1765911044" width=780 height=434 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/056d0b1aa498a7a289e43be1908b3fb3.webm?t=1765911044" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/056d0b1aa498a7a289e43be1908b3fb3.mp4?t=1765911044" type="video/mp4"></video>Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/e1416149c9d078aa014770922db8244b.poster.avif?t=1765911044" width=780 height=434 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/e1416149c9d078aa014770922db8244b.webm?t=1765911044" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/e1416149c9d078aa014770922db8244b.mp4?t=1765911044" type="video/mp4"></video>Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/a2e9a09674cf34187efa4980756a801d.poster.avif?t=1765911044" width=780 height=434 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/a2e9a09674cf34187efa4980756a801d.webm?t=1765911044" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3811890/extras/a2e9a09674cf34187efa4980756a801d.mp4?t=1765911044" type="video/mp4"></video>Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend)Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.