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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Demo

About this game

Welcome to the warm-up climb.

This free demo gives you the first slice of This Is Why We Don’t Play Golf, the chaotic co-op physics platformer where every “I got it!” is a lie.

You’ll haul your golf ball up the mountain one cursed swing at a time, with the mountain itself, and maybe your friend, plotting against you.

What’s in the demo: The opening region of the mountain, packed with warm, welcoming hazards. Local/online co-op enabled! Bring a friend to double the “fun.”

Enough rage fuel to prepare you for the full climb. Add the full game to your wishlist to unlock 4 regions, longer climbs, and even more creative vocabulary expansion.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Demo

Play the free demo, climb the first mountain, and wishlist This Is Why We Don’t Play Golf to see how far you can really fall.

Developer

Hmph. Studios

Publisher

Hmph. Studios

Release Date

16 September, 2025

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