You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble. You’ve accidentally killed someone, and now you have to get rid of the evidence. &quot;We Are So Cooked&quot; is a 1-4 player co-op physics-stealth game where the objective is simple: Get the body to the exit. The execution? That’s the hard part.

<h2 class="bb_tag" >IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY.</h2><h2 class="bb_tag" >DEAD WEIGHT</h2><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/31989325db4d2d46c008e0ff6f079759.poster.avif?t=1772180092" width=800 height=360 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/31989325db4d2d46c008e0ff6f079759.webm?t=1772180092" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/31989325db4d2d46c008e0ff6f079759.mp4?t=1772180092" type="video/mp4"></video>A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.</li><li>Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.</li><li>Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" >THREATS</h2><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/6761ae8564b1247037aaf0cc3e445840.poster.avif?t=1772180092" width=800 height=360 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/6761ae8564b1247037aaf0cc3e445840.webm?t=1772180092" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/6761ae8564b1247037aaf0cc3e445840.mp4?t=1772180092" type="video/mp4"></video>The world is watching.<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.</li><li>Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.</li><li>Eyes &amp; Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.<h2 class="bb_tag" >IMPROVISE YOUR ESCAPE</h2><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/5c4a4561382de1a0de579fd88bab807c.poster.avif?t=1772180092" width=800 height=360 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/5c4a4561382de1a0de579fd88bab807c.webm?t=1772180092" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4258290/extras/5c4a4561382de1a0de579fd88bab807c.mp4?t=1772180092" type="video/mp4"></video>You have no weapons. You have no plan. You only have what you can find.<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Scavenge: Turn the environment into your toolkit. Find a Wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a Mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a Squeaky Toy to distract a guard.</li><li>One Hand Only: You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can’t do both. You’ll have to scream at your friends to open doors for you.</li></ul></li></ul>

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