You are Van Helsing. The army of Vamps have kidnapped your wife -- because they're in love with *you*. Kill them all.

<p class="bb_paragraph" >Van v. Vamp is a break-neck comedy revenge FPS about rescuing your wife from an army of creepy vampire suitors that are still in love with you.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Use stakes, shotguns, holy water, cursed talking swords, and a whole lotta garlic to rescue your wife Imogen from the wicked Count and his entourage, the Fanged Five.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><i>Go, Helsing. It's up to you.</i></p><h2 class="bb_tag" >Wait, what?</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Yes, that's right. The vampires are all in love with you. <i>That's uncomfortable.</i></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Not because they're not beautiful or anything -- but you are a married man, after all.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >I mean, Van Helsing<i> is</i> quite the catch.</p></li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" >Features:</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Quash poor pathetic Vamps with a variety of Victorian weapons. </p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Fully-voiced short story campaign (with a talking sword companion).</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Bust through shortcuts and rack up kills as you race to get the shortest time possible.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Discover secrets, destroy cabbages for power-ups, and blast-dash Vamps away with powerful stake shotguns &amp; silver-bullet shooters.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Blood-sucking original soundtrack by Daniel Millard (10 Dead Doves).</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >A GAME FROM THE CREATORS OF 10 DEAD DOVES</h2></li></ul>

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