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UNBEATABLE Achievements

44 achievements

SOUND CHECK icon

SOUND CHECK

98.1%

everything is normal

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES icon

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES

83.8%

when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.

SETUP icon

SETUP

50.6%

breakout success

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... icon

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...

29.2%

gladitorial rules

PUNCHLINE icon

PUNCHLINE

14.8%

a cruel answer

A young girl plays a song. icon

A young girl plays a song.

13.0%

For all the days we've had, and all the days we will.

<3 icon

<3

12.9%

and the idea changes you in return.

STALLING. icon

STALLING.

14.8%

I thought I'd think she'd be taller.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER icon

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER

2.2%

local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE icon

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE

0.1%

okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME icon

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME

1.7%

nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

DEAD BALL icon

DEAD BALL

1.4%

Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS icon

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS

4.9%

no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS icon

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS

12.1%

okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Be nice. icon

Be nice.

14.0%

Be NICE.

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB icon

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

19.9%

it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME icon

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME

6.4%

"'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

ROPE BURN icon

ROPE BURN

1.8%

This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW icon

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW

0.1%

Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN icon

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN

0.5%

sewer? i hardly kn

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? icon

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?

4.9%

honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

THE STUFF HAVER icon

THE STUFF HAVER

1.8%

look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

please read the text :( icon

please read the text :(

2.5%

we spent a lot of time on it,

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON icon

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON

60.5%

this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

LET'S GO FOR SIX icon

LET'S GO FOR SIX

46.1%

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

I am so proud of you! icon

I am so proud of you!

35.8%

though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!

Yes, there's release timing. icon

Yes, there's release timing.

72.3%

Sorry.

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE icon

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE

3.8%

past the morning every day

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT icon

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT

36.4%

combo unbreaker

ARCADE FLAWLESS icon

ARCADE FLAWLESS

8.1%

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

STAR...t icon

STAR...t

30.8%

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN icon

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN

7.8%

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS icon

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS

0.2%

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

CRITICAL BASS THEORY icon

CRITICAL BASS THEORY

2.9%

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

[white label] icon

[white label]

0.5%

remarked

please change your offset icon

please change your offset

0.5%

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game. icon

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game.

1.0%

there are actually many rhythm games

:( icon

:(

2.6%

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT icon

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

1.9%

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. icon

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.

2.5%

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED icon

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED

5.0%

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

ONE MORE BEGINNING icon

ONE MORE BEGINNING

2.3%

lost family found

ONE VERY FULL COMBO icon

ONE VERY FULL COMBO

0.1%

technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that.

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS icon

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

0.1%

until next time.