Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Grab your mom's rear to get that sweet Jolly Rancher.

Assemble all the pieces of your Halloween costume.

Get rid of the giant spider to get your first bag of CANDY!

Defeat Mancomb Scoldbark in a battle of insults.

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of HELL.

Outsmart Satan in a battle of the wits.

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.M.

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Ask the fertility statue that famous old woodchuck question.

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Take your zombie friends on a tour of the sewers and your house.