Defeat your archenemy!

Kill your archenemy!

Begin planning to take over the world!

Settle the Henchmen Strike!

Make Dr. Glass Frog incredibly angry.

Get rid of Dr. Glass Frog forever.

Sway Dr. Glass Frog to your side.

Survive your visit to Villain-Con.

Survive your fight with the California Condor.

You discovered that Smartica is actually Matchless Man's mother!

Have your big interview with Whitney Wang.

Escape your lair with your Doomsday Weapon intact.

You reunited with Matchless Man. And then he punched you in the face.

You came to terms with the way your parents raised you and learned to become better from it.

You beat Matchless Man, paving the way for your conquering the world.

You discovered that 1990s celebrity Dean Joan Thomas was the true villain all along.

You distracted Dean Joan Thomas by doing that u thing with your tongue.

You made Dead Horse happy for once in his miserable life.

You took so much damage that you become a brain in a vat.

Take no damage at all.

Refuse to meet with the Conspirator.

You blew up the California Condor's secret desert base.

You defeated the California Condor's entire league of heroes all by yourself.

Break up the California Condor's league of heroes with only your words.

You didn't answer a single question in your interview with Whitney. Even though you were the one who asked for an interview. Jerk.

You accidentally bawk, that is, built a Chicken Ray.

You named your pet Pizzazz, because that was the only name that had the abundance of pizzazz you were looking for.

You chose to build a "Work in Progress Ray," which may or may not have some sort of use in your plan for world domination.

Beat the entire game without any powers.

You beat the entire game without any amazing powers, and you did it without taking a scratch. You deserve applause!