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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Achievements

15 achievements

Graduate from (not) college! icon

Graduate from (not) college!

32.7%

Complete the tutorial

Speedrunning unemployment icon

Speedrunning unemployment

16.8%

Get a hole in one in the tutorial

Strokin real hard icon

Strokin real hard

65.4%

Stroke it 100 times

Fallin real hard icon

Fallin real hard

37.1%

Faceslap the floor 100 times

End the pain! icon

End the pain!

16.8%

Finish the game

Now you can cry together! icon

Now you can cry together!

63.7%

Join a lobby!

Find a bug! icon

Find a bug!

15.0%

They seem to be... dancing?

Deep down icon

Deep down

61.0%

Make it to the caves

This is so hot icon

This is so hot

44.2%

Make it to the desert

Indiana jones icon

Indiana jones

21.2%

Make it to the pyramid

Child labor icon

Child labor

21.2%

Make it to the abandoned factory

I hope they don't probe us... icon

I hope they don't probe us...

19.4%

Make it to the UFO

Break a leg! Or a wall icon

Break a leg! Or a wall

38.0%

Break 100 walls

Strong knees icon

Strong knees

74.3%

Wahoo a 100 times (please dont sue me Nintendo)

Wombo combo! icon

Wombo combo!

44.2%

Get a max air combo