Double Identity
10.1%
What a coincidence!
The Sumerian Game Achievements
66 achievements
Bootstrap Paradox
10.2%
Hamurabi I presume.
Call the teacher
40.4%
It looks like there's no one left.
Red Shirt
13.1%
Someone has to wear it.
Bring out your dead!
48.8%
Things aren't going the right way.
Lesson is over
30.5%
At least someone survived.
We salute you, Gilgamesh!
10.1%
You did well.
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche
19.0%
Let them eat cake.
Tighten your belt
58.9%
People won't be happy
Perfect meal
53.6%
Make Room! Make Room!
Enough is enough
16.2%
You better avoid unhealthy eating habits.
Mark Twain is amused
9.9%
Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
Unlucky
70.7%
Sometimes it happens.
Very Unlucky
40.5%
It's not the end of the world, right?
Too bad
40.5%
We didn't see it coming
This was very unexpected
15.0%
Two great disasters in a row. That's it, right?
That’s a big Twinkie.
43.2%
Four disasters in a row.
Tablet 11
10.4%
Six days and seven nights came the wind and flood.
Exodus 10:4-5
10.6%
I will bring locusts into your country.
Ningirsa's Wrath
10.7%
I am the exceedingly mighty lion-headed one of Enlil. The storm of heaven, shackle of the gods.
Cody Pomeray
8.9%
You can't win, you can't lose, all is ephemeral, all is hurt.
Snark!
7.6%
What I tell you three times is true. Maybe.
Erra's warth
7.4%
How unlucky!
Hammurabi, am I
8.4%
who brought about plenty and abundance.
Master of Focal-68
10.8%
Spaghetti Incident.
Hamurabi on strike
9.8%
Amunnakht didn't know about it!
Master of Fortran IV
12.7%
Punch this!
Master of Focal-69
7.0%
More Spaghetti.
Welcome to the Center for Educational Research
8.0%
Did you see that slide? It's from the 60s!
Error 404
7.0%
Sorry, slide not found.
Hey Gude!
7.3%
Nice to meet you. BTW that throne belongs to me.
Lost and Found
7.1%
Wait, what does that mean?
A+
7.1%
Awesome! Looks like you really nailed it.
F
7.0%
I know you can do better.
Bad Math
8.2%
2-3+1+2=3
Correct
8.2%
Seems like the math checks out.
Master of BASIC
9.0%
More Spaghetti, Less Upsetti.
Antipest
14.8%
Finally, I got rid of this pesty bug!
Becker's addendum
9.5%
Double this %!
Good old times
10.9%
Plague were less frequent.
O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren
10.3%
Yeah, in Europe you could play this.
Prepare les Etriviers
7.6%
Hamurabi was nicer.
National Fink
7.4%
It could have been worse.
Unpleasant Ruler
7.9%
People hate your guts!
3.6
8.2%
Not good, not terrible.
Carneades, who was him?
7.8%
Ok, I know Jefferson and Charlemagne. But Disraeli? Anyway, good job!
Going too far
13.8%
You have no right! I am the President!
Hamurabi on Strike (reprise)
7.0%
Again, but with BASIC.
¡Viva El Presidente!
10.9%
Welcome to Setats Detinu.
Old-school save
8.1%
Ah, the good old days — that’s how we did it!
This is embarrassing
6.8%
But hey, if the program allows it…
Master of Assembly
7.2%
Looks tricky.
Early retirement
8.3%
Wait, weren’t there supposed to be eight turns?
We're moving
8.1%
I can see my home from here!
Popularity drop
9.4%
You didn't resign. They made sure you did.
Breathless
6.8%
Guess air quality wasn’t on the agenda.
The One-Eyed Ex-Leader
7.4%
Vision’s overrated anyway.
Budget Cuts
7.4%
At least the books are balanced.
Banana Republic
7.1%
Turns out they exported you.
Just As Planned
7.4%
Who needs freedom when you have rallods?
Second to None
7.2%
Promoted to Second Assistant Affairs Officer. The mission just got serious.
Bookworm Diplomat
7.2%
You answered every question correctly. Knowledge is power!
Ambassador of Chaos
6.8%
Failed every question. Maybe advising isn’t your true calling.
Too Long; Didn't Read
6.9%
Skipped all the text. Bold move, Advisor.
Ancient Knowledge
6.8%
You discovered the very first tooltip in simulation history.
Master of Onions
7.2%
More effort doesn’t always mean more onions.