
Misunderstood
Having the aristocracy as enemies is… unwise
162 achievements

Having the aristocracy as enemies is… unwise

Your stomach contents are now public knowledge

End the game at the bottom of the river

Lose what’s most precious to you

Make Stella Cadence angry

Ruin your ties with the aristocracy

Die with dishonor… and wet pants

Bravely charged into battle against the rebels

You should have trained harder

Someone’s gonna have to clean that up…

A noble death. Does that make you feel better?

An enemy arrow found its mark

Where’s your backbone?!

Tenebris take them all!

Mumble mumble...

Did you forget your head at home too?

Well… that went poorly. Try again

A flawless shot

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

A grim fate

Try to be more careful next time

Next time, just pet the cat

Don’t forget your hat and gloves!

That stain on the floor will always be your legacy

Watch your step

Not a very appetizing sight…

This could’ve been an ad for antivirus medicine

Stay healthy!

Stay healthy!

Stay healthy!

Stay healthy!

A double cheeseburger, fries, and a soda

Stay healthy!

Praise Lumen! The demon is gone!

Hey, at least you’re still breathing!

Nobody saw you after that…

Shame on you

At least they can see through it now

Medium rare

They fit your remains in a matchbox

The gods have abandoned you

Will someone finally tell them the truth?!

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

Extra crispy

At least heaven must be comfortable?

That had less than a 1% chance of happening…

You have betrayed your subjects and the kingdom by joining mad sect

An offer you can refuse

Ready to be in theirdebt... Again?

Getting these two to agree? Good luck!

A force to be reckoned with

You tamed the red beast on your own

Release all accused

Don't think long and choose the fastest way

If you're celebrating, celebrate big!

Win the chess tournament

Complete Act 1, choosing an Aristocracy representative at the beginning

Be brave and incredibly lucky. In 5 cases

Surprise everyone with your decision

Is it luck? The chance of occurrence is 1%

Complete all tavern quests during the game

Stay healthy!

"The Thing That Must Not Be Shown "

Ever heard the joke about Elusive Joe?

You failed to defeat the cult by any means

The moment of truth is near

"The big boom is canceled "

All secrets will be revealed!

Defeat Stella Cadence by refusing the offered help of all allies and Alestra

Always agree to help the servants

Refusing to help the servants every time

To find the house in the swamp

To find the old woman’s hut

Complete Act I by choosing the Army’s representative at the beginning

Complete Act I by choosing the Church’s representative at the beginning

Complete Act I by siding with the Commoners at the beginning.

Pull yourself together — and try not to trip over your own feet!

You gotta chase that down with a snack, pal!

Killed by his own soldiers

Real brave of you guys

You really don’t take care of yourself, do you

That’s hardly a job for a king!

Don’t go wandering down dark alleys!

Try being a bit nicer to people — it won’t kill you

Hugged a fanatic a little too warmly

Took a direct flight... onto goat horns.

At least it’s quiet here

Went down like a true hero

Walked out of the castle. Never came back

Home sweet home... until it collapsed.

One stone, one king

Turns out the crowd really loved their king

The people rose up — and didn’t stop rising

Royalty meets reality — beneath the waves

Guess who won that royal hunt

One step too far. The crown sank with him

Climbed into the fireplace like a curious pie. Came out extra crispy.

From now on, you are no longer the king

The whale is grateful. Probably

The war ended in your defeat

A brave death in battle

Who could’ve seen such treachery coming

You won the war without breaking a sweat. Sometimes the enemy is weaker than it seems

Your engineering innovations turned the tide of war. Intelligence surpasses brute force

Sometimes it's the smallest detail that decides the fate of war

Dalaman fell before your army's might. History will remember this triumph

A masterpiece of strategy

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How did it even fit in there?

A little too hot for comfort, wasn’t it?

Mercury was never meant as medicine.

Not your first time, surely.

Why on earth did you agree to this?

Nice try, shame it failed.

Chilly way to go.

Midnight at the graveyard? What were you thinking?

What did they even put in there?

Maybe stick to the library next time.

Dying wasn’t easy, but you pulled it off.

The scoundrels!

Cough, cough.

Lumen didn’t hear your prayers.

Pacifist at heart.

Start over, covered in red.

My head is pricey indeed.

Oh, that Geralt…

Die in a way more fitting for a king.

A rather dull death, really.

Why is everyone so eager to throw rocks at you?

You have brought the kingdom to complete extinction

Why are people always throwing things at you?

When I eat, I am deaf and mute!

A student of Doctor Lecter

It’s your own fault

It Could Have Been Worse, Couldn’t It?

And You Thought It Wise to Face Him Alone

Perhaps It’s Better to Remain Unwed

Restrain Yourself from Drink!

Ah, These Women!

People Will Speak of This for Years to Come

Your Escape Attempt Has Failed

Your enemy proved stronger

Too bold, too late, too painful

Don Quixote Fared Better Against Windmills Than You

You’ll Never Escape This Mire

Tartagor Took Her Revenge on You in Full.

You Were Defeated by the Archvillain

The Lord of Thorn Proved the Better Warrior

Those Savages Finally Caught You

You Fought Like a Lion — and Still Fell

A Cozy Little 2-by-2 Chamber

Well, Anyone Might Have Blundered Here

How Did They Infiltrate the Very Heart of Valendor?!

Death Follows You Everywhere, My Lord

You Had Never Seen a Porcupine — Now You Can Picture One Perfectly

You Gave Up the Throne for Love. How Noble. And How Foolish…

With Your Own Hands, You Raised Father Lumiel to Power

Your Championship Became Your Downfall

Tell Them All You Let Him Win

You Made Ray Bradbury Proud

Hold Your Tongue