You have lit up all the torches in level 2!

You have plunged level 2 back into darkness!

You have examined 50 pieces of furniture.

Better safe than sorry — you washed your hands before and after using the bathroom!

You have achieved 5 consecutive Flawless Victories.

You bit the dust for the first time (… let’s hope it’s the last!)

You wiped out an enemy with a single hit... someone had issues, huh?

5 sneak attacks landed: deadly, silent, and smooth like a shadow!

We thought it was impossible, but you managed to die during the very first tutorial. Congrats!

You aced that maniac’s tutorial like a true champ!

You won at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano on your first try.

You lost at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano 5 times.

You devoured the first arena without flinching! Who can stop you now?

You passed Pacfructogahr’s test on your first try! Be honest... are you psychic?

You dodged every fireball in the maze — not a single hair singed!

You nailed the number puzzle on the first shot! Orcobel Math Prize incoming!

Admit it: you’re a simple adventurer. See chest. Open chest. Period.

You crept through the Orcish School without getting spotted once!

You cleared the entire Orcish School level without ever being spotted (rats don’t count)!

The goblins cleaned the toilets and made all the beds in Level 27! How did you even manage that?

You’ve "sung" all the verses of the song!

Achievement without context, who knows, knows!

You beat that infernal Amidakuji on the first try — only true pros can!

You looted those 4 sad little goblin miners. Feel proud?

You wrecked the 3 Grand Trees of the clearing and made Big Joan swoon!

You freed all the Forest Spirits!

You steamrolled all opponents in the second arena without a breather! Legend!

You completed the spinning path on your first try!

You took a selfie with the skeletons, earning yourself a place of honor in their (non-beating) hearts.

You won the Roastball challenge on your first attempt.

You wiped out every enemy on level 40 without being seen.

On level 40 you spared at least three enemies without getting caught. A soft heart in a stealthy body!

You obliterated all those enemies in a single raging fight on level 40. Respect!

You freed Paloma, completed her quest without getting caught, and didn’t whine too much: bravo!

You listened to all the motivational speeches from that slightly unhinged wizard!

Not even a single burn in Level 42 — flames are nothing to you!

You wore 5 clinking potions on your belt!

Not a single tree chopped down during your journey! Don’t forget to recycle the game after playing!

You are ready to camp forever in a vintage shooter!

You’ve discovered the joy of being smelly, green, and accepted for who you are.

You emptied the vault and steamrolled the staff. Lethal efficiency!

You obtained every piece of Crystite armor! Bonus: a polishing cloth included!

You dominated all three arenas! You deserve a statue atop a grand staircase!

You obtained Pass O-38 by surviving the entire Ministry of Madness without going nuts!

100% Crash Guaranteed!

You finished the game as an Explorer. Every corner, every puzzle, every speck of dust!

You completed the game as a Resolver. The devs thank you for reading all that stuff!

You finished the game as a Destroyer. Not even a microbe survived your wrath!

You have uncovered all seven ancient Relics!

Now you know all the lore… of Lando Lore!