You have stolen a meagre amount of things. Congratulations

You can now call yourself a true burglar. Your parents would be proud.

You have made a name for yourself. Rumours swirl about your existance.

You have amassed a fortune of illicit funds. Your name evokes fear in the eyes of the idle wealthy.

You have broken a few things and made people sad. Good job.

You have destroyed a lot of stuff. People are getting annoyed.

You have become well-known for destroying everything that you come across.

You destroy with reckless abandon. Fragility must be shattered. The whole made many. You are on a crusade of chaos and nothing stands in your way.

You have begun the journey to become an infiltrator. Go unseen.

You are well on your way to mastering infiltration. You tread lightly, and keep hidden.

You have become a ghost. Clouds obscure your form. You leap like a frog and disappear like an apparition.

You have begun the journey to become a strongman. Go smash.

You getting good strong. Powerful yes. Big strength.

Strong now. Not think. Lift, smash, throw.

You have begun the journey to become a mastermind. Go plot.

Your brain has grown to 1.5x its previous size. You feel as though you're on the cusp of mastering your intellect.

You have achieved the Master Mind. You can multiply large numbers in your head. You see reality in code. You are concerned that your brain may be leaking out of your head slightly.

Steal someone's toilet. You monster.

Steal a vehicle. You don't know how to drive.

Steal 5 vehicles. You still don't have a license.

Steal 25 cars. And you did it without ever disabling the parking brakes. Impressive.

Steal 5 gold bars. All of them fake.

Steal a resident. Don't ask too many questions about the buyer.

Steal 5 residents. You're starting to scare me.

Steal 25 residents. Please stop.

Steal the UFO and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle.

Steal the helicopter and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle.

Free a friend from the police van after they mess up and get busted.

Steal the police van and turn it into a sick getaway vehicle.

Escape from the police after they are called to the scene.

Steal the kitchen sink

Steal a big haul of more than 30 items. Where do you fit it all?

Steal a huge haul of more than 60 items. I think that's enough now.

Steal a legendary haul of more than 100 items. Your name will live on in history.

Complete 3 mission objectives. Keep this up and we'll make a lot of money together.

Complete 10 mission objectives. You really like following orders don't you?

Complete 25 mission objectives. You're an obedient asset to the criminal underworld.

Steal the shrink ray to use in future heists.

Steal a wolf. In VR.

You're stuck with it now.

Ten gold bars. I hope it was worth it.

Steal the smoothest brain.

Steal a septic eyeball. Disgusting.