They've Been Drafted
55.0%
Successfully summoned a sour doughboy.
The Bread Must Rise Achievements
57 achievements
So Much More Room for Activities!
16.9%
Visited the Kingdom Under the Arena.
Spread the Good Word
9.8%
Talked up carb free baking in front of a crowd.
My Life as Told To…
1.2%
Convinced Bouma to write your autobiography.
Like a Gym but with Food
1.8%
Successfully joined the Carb Freeons.
My Reputation Proceeds Me
34.1%
Got out of paying the cover charge.
What Bodies?
41.2%
No one can say they saw you at the scene.
Interior Designer
26.7%
Updated your kitchen with magical style.
Ultimate Gains, Brah
1.2%
Became the Carb Freeons' new leader.
More Like a Veteran
1.2%
Finally convinced Sun Yi to call you something other than "carb noob."
Political Aspirations
4.9%
Willingly volunteered to work for the council.
The Best Defense
8.9%
Saved yourself from sabotage.
Is a Good Offense
12.3%
Sabotaged a fellow contestant.
First Round Fanfare
36.3%
Won the first round of the Bakeoff.
Second Round Smasher
12.6%
Won the second round of the Bakeoff.
Third Round Terror
6.4%
Won the third round of the Bakeoff.
Fourth Round Fighter
19.3%
Won the fourth round of the Bakeoff.
Fifth Round F-word
5.8%
Won the fifth round of the Bakeoff. And we're all out of F-words.
The Chef Among Chefs
3.0%
Became the Grand Champion of the Bakeoff.
Don't Sweat the Technique
46.7%
Made a chupacabra produce magical results.
A Bread by Any Other Name
39.3%
Found the true name of your open sesame bread.
Tried and True to Death
15.3%
Made brownies the old fashioned way. (Ick.)
Some Call Them Clydebars
15.6%
Made cruelty free brownies—and some new friends.
Baked Not Fried
30.1%
Did the impossible with your frozen treat
Jazz Hands
4.9%
Left the Bakeoff storefront without buying anything.
Re-un-disqualified
16.6%
Convinced the judges not to disqualify you from a Bakeoff round.
Penny Pincher
5.5%
Won a round of the Bakeoff using only the free ingredients.
You Sure about This, Brah…?
16.9%
Won a round of the Bakeoff using only carb-free ingredients.
Carb Free Overlord
1.2%
Won the entire Bakeoff using only carb-free ingredients (when applicable).
Penny Pinching Overlord
1.8%
Won the entire Bakeoff using only the free ingredients (when applicable).
Oh My Gods! You Killed Argyle!
4.6%
Helped kill Argyle by botching your attempt to save him so badly.
Chefromancers Never Say Die
19.6%
Raised Argyle from the dead.
Dark is the Rye
5.2%
Accepted the mantle of THE BREAD's champion.
Bygones Gone By
1.5%
Helped Tira and the queen undying put their old rivalry aside.
Big Spender
4.9%
Spent all your lucre on a last-ditch attempt.
Undying, not Unbeatable
4.6%
Defeated the queen undying.
I Said Gluten Free!
20.9%
Defeated THE BREAD.
Exit Through the Wardrobe
3.6%
Successfully escaped to Phil'ly.
Abs Without Carbs
1.5%
Convinced Abnatio to leave the Carb Freeons behind.
Like a Ninja, Fading for the Very First Time
1.5%
Finally figured out how to travel in the shadows.
Who Follows the Recipe?
20.0%
Win a round of the Bakeoff without incorporating the "special" ingredient.
Mysterious Backstory
59.0%
Uncovered a clue about your mysterious origins.
Past on Full Blast
3.0%
Uncovered enough clues about your mysterious origins to know who your parents were.
Look Ma, No Balls!
1.2%
Placed in the bread round without splitting your dough.
Getter of What's Mine
4.3%
Retrieved your recipe book from Fondant d'Amande.
The Don is Most Displeased
3.3%
Turned down an offer you couldn't refuse…somehow.
A Career in Legalese
29.8%
Figured out the fine print of your contract.
Newest Member of Soda Club
24.6%
Neutralized the contract on your own.
Rights Reversion
1.2%
Convinced the queen undying to annul the contract.
Live Free or Love Trying
1.2%
Returned your contract to the queen undying just in time for her to annul it.
Now it's a NecronomiRomcom
16.6%
Found your way to romance.
Neutralizer
1.2%
Neutralized your target on behalf of the council.
Sourdough Master
1.2%
Summoned all the sour doughboys.
You All the Way Up
4.0%
Discovered the otherwordly rooftop party
Undying Savior
21.8%
Saved the queen undying from dying (even though you didn't have to).
Bringer of Marshmallows
2.1%
Willingly participated in the queen undying's death.
What's Love Got to Do with It?
2.1%
Engaged in hate-fueled sex. It might not have been healthy, but at least it was memorable.