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That's My President!

About this game

POLITICS IS A BLOODSPORT

That's My President! is a strategy party game about lying to your friends, conquering the map, and running the country into the ground.

MULTIPLAYER: RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIPS

Gather up to 4 players online and fight for the Oval Office in a cutthroat strategy showdown.

  • THE ROSTER: Washington, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden. Each candidate comes equipped with a unique special ability designed to break the rules and crush your opponents.

  • CARDS ARE AMMO: No deck-building nonsense here. You have a hand of dirty tricks. Play a "Banish" card to teleport an opponent to Alaska or a "Vote Steal" to steal their hard-earned votes.

  • BACKSTAB EVERYONE: Form alliances, promise safety, and then betray them the moment they turn their back.

SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN: SAVE THIS SH*THOLE

Wake up, Mr. President. We have a world to burn.

It’s 2040. The country is bankrupt, the borders are on fire, and you just woke up from the dead.

  • FULLY VOICED CHAOS: The insanity is fully voiced. From screaming advisors to weeping vampires, hear every bad decision in high fidelity.

  • A WORLD GONE MAD: Help an Australian rebel liberate New Zealand, or assist an Englishman LARPing as Genghis Khan in conquering the steppes.

  • UNDEAD DATING PROBLEMS: You have a country to run, but a vampire keeps bugging you about his failing love life. You'll have to deal with that, too.

  • YOUR CHOICES MATTER: Every decision you make ripples through the narrative, ensuring no two runs are ever the same.

  • 12 MAIN ENDINGS: Will you forge a Utopia, a Supreme Empire, or a radioactive parking lot? Discover 12 distinct main endings and dozens of side-endings, all chronicled in detailed ending slides that judge exactly how you changed the world.

KEY FEATURES

  • 4-Player Political Warfare: Humiliate your friends. Steal their votes, lie about them, and banish them in real-time online battles.

  • A Campaign of Absurdity: A fully voiced narrative adventure with 12 distinct endings. Navigate a world where you must juggle nuclear diplomacy, a vampire's love life, and the collapse of society.

  • Western Duels: Losing the election? Shoot your opponent. Challenge the leading player to a classic High Noon standoff to steal their momentum and cripple their campaign.

  • Brainrot Corner: Turn-based strategy is boring when you're waiting for your slow friends. We fixed that with an auto-scrolling meme machine to keep your dopamine receptors fried while you wait.

  • Satire With Teeth: Dark humor that punches everyone. No political cow is sacred, and no one is safe from the joke.

That's My President!

F*CK YEAH AMERICA. Dead Presidents are rising to steal the election. Rig the system and ruin friendships in chaotic multiplayer OR save the country in an insane solo campaign. Features Western duels, unique abilities and a Brainrot Corner for doomscrolling.

Developer

Kisotik Games

Publisher

Kisotik Games

Release Date

02 April, 2026

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