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Tenured Hearts Achievements

23 achievements

Red Pen Revolution icon

Red Pen Revolution

76.8%

You survived a four-hour revision battle with Cora over drunken noodles and cold coffee.

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Bourbon and Accolades

73.4%

You celebrated Cora's conference prize at the Omni Parker House and crossed every remaining line.

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The Cost of Defense

69.3%

Cora confronted you in the library stacks about the price of being defended.

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Arendt in the Margins

68.7%

You discovered a handwritten Arendt note that changed the entire chapter at the Bard archive.

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The Math

68.7%

You and Cora faced the asymmetry of what exposure would cost each of you.

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Doctor Haskell

67.3%

You celebrated Cora's dissertation defense on the oak seminar table with bourbon and a yellow rose.

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The Handshake

67.3%

You said goodbye to Cora at the Haven Club with a handshake and no promises.

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First Day Back

91.8%

You survived the first Monday of spring semester and discovered three women waiting in your inbox.

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Three Pretexts

89.1%

You met Sabine, sparred with Vera, and argued with Cora — now you must choose who to answer first.

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Four Questions

69.3%

You stayed after class and answered Sabine's four questions in the Verhoeven seminar room.

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The Side Door

65.3%

You spent the night at the Devereaux estate and left through the servants' corridor at four AM.

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Spring Sightlines

63.9%

You walked Sabine home from Delta Omega across the quad on the first warm night of spring.

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The Persian Rug

63.9%

You and Sabine made the Hartwell Hotel suite your own during the gala ten floors below.

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The 1985 Pauillac

63.9%

You survived Maxwell's Sunday lunch and heard Sabine say she loves you for the first time.

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Suite 3102

61.9%

You shared a night at the St. Regis while Sabine told you she would miss this when it ends.

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The Dean's Chair

61.2%

You sat at the kitchen table with three pieces of paper and a decision that has not been made.

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Six Years

71.4%

You met Vera at the Haven Club and learned you have both been waiting for something to give you permission.

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Room 914

68.0%

You went up to the ninth floor at twelve forty-two and crossed a line six years in the making.

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Committee Crossfire

68.0%

You survived the Crenshaw Chair presentations and traded mean questions with Vera across the committee table.

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Third Printing

67.3%

You celebrated Vera's book reaching its third printing on a Friday evening in her office.

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Hold the Line

67.3%

You weathered the op-ed petition and received Vera's private declaration amid the public fallout.

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Nor'easter

65.9%

You walked six blocks through the storm to Vera's bungalow and spent the blackout by firelight.

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The Crenshaw Chair

65.3%

You watched Vera win the Chair unanimously and accepted her invitation to Vermont.