First Bonk
66.9%
Smack something hard enough to knock a toof out 50 times.
TEEFS Achievements
69 achievements
learning to krump
63.4%
Bonk things 500 times. Technique still terrible.
Proper Goblin Work Ethic
48.6%
Bonk things 5000 times. Productivity through violence.
Clinically Concerning Bonking
41.7%
Bonk things 10000 times. Local healers begin taking notes.
Industrial Bonking Operation
13.0%
Bonk things 100000 times. Da valley economy notices.
Honest Goblin Labor
61.7%
Own 25 Goblin Hammers.
First Investment Opportunity
65.2%
Purchase your first building. Congratulations, you now exploit others instead.
Tiny Krump Empire
63.4%
Own 5 buildings. A respectable start to organized chaos.
Growing Krump Operation
60.8%
Own 25 buildings. Da screams can now be heard from neighboring valleys.
Industrial Bonkification
53.0%
Own 50 buildings. Someone accidentally invented an economy.
A Pile of Teeth
64.3%
Earn 1000 TEEFs. Enough to smell bad when stored indoors.
Suspiciously Large Tooth Heap
60.0%
Earn 10000 TEEFs. Local goblins begin sharpening knives.
Accounting Problem
53.9%
Earn 100000 TEEFs. Economists start arguing about inflation.
Tooth Millionaire
49.5%
Earn 1000000 TEEFs. Da treasury now requires several barrels.
Tooth Billionaire
26.0%
Earn 1000000000 TEEFs. Da smell is now considered a regional hazard.
Financiala Abomination
19.1%
Earn 1000000000000 TEEFs. Da vault floor has collapsed twice.
Numbers Have No Meaning
0.8%
Earn 1 quintillion TEEFs. Even goblin accountants have given up.
Collector Of Suspicious Industries
17.3%
Own one of every building type.
Tooth Hoarder
48.6%
Own 100 buildings. Local zoning laws have been eaten.
Urban Krump Planner
30.4%
Own 250 buildings. Da skyline is now mostly smoke.
Industrial Menace
19.1%
Own 500 buildings. Productivity through organized screaming.
Megacorp Of Violence
17.3%
Own 1000 buildings. Da board of directors carries axes.
Skyline Of Bad Decisions
1.7%
Own 2000 buildings. Da horizon is now entirely factories.
Planet Scale Krumpification
0.8%
Own 5000 buildings. Da planet may not survive this.
First Improvement
64.3%
Purchase an upgrade. Someone had a terrible idea and implemented it.
Goblin Innovation
48.6%
Buy 10 upgrades. Efficiency increases. Safety decreases.
Weaponized Productivity
23.4%
Buy 25 upgrades. Da machines scream louder now.
Perfectly Questionable Engineering
18.2%
Buy 50 upgrades. OSHA would faint immediately.
Peak Goblin Efficiency
9.5%
Buy 70 upgrades. Da system runs entirely on chaos.
Automation Begins
62.6%
Produce 1 TEEF per second. Da machines now bonk for you.
Factory Rhythm
58.2%
Reach 10 TEEFs per second. A pleasant industrial clanking.
Industrial Output
50.4%
Reach 100 TEEFs per second. Da valley trembles.
Mass Tooth Production
42.6%
Reach 1000 TEEFs per second. Da vaults overflow.
Hyper Krump Industry
26.0%
Reach 10000 TEEFs per second. Several mountains have been converted into teef.
Economic Engine Of Violence
18.2%
Reach 1000000 TEEFs per second. Da economy is now unstoppable.
Just One More Bonk
60.8%
Play for 10 minutes.
Dedicated Krump Worker
47.8%
Play for 1 hour. Your shift has just begun.
Long Shift
32.1%
Play for 5 hours. Goblin labor laws do not exist.
Committed Industrialist
27.8%
Play for 10 hours. Sleep is inefficient.
This Might Be A Problem
19.1%
Play for 24 hours total. Da goblins are concerned.
Fist Of Furious Bonking
26.0%
Click 100 times in 10 seconds. Impressive wrist stamina.
Krump Storm
33.9%
Click 250 times in 35 seconds. Da victim count rises rapidly.
Lightning Bonker
22.6%
Click 500 times in 80 seconds. Several hammers shattered.
Goblin Wrist Destruction
31.3%
Click 5000 times total. Medical professionals advise stopping.
Finger Obliteration Protocol
18.2%
Click 50000 times. Your hands have become economic tools.
Lavish Toof Spending
59.1%
Spend 10000 TEEFs. Financial discipline is overrated.
Financially Dubious Behavior
49.5%
Spend 1000000 TEEFs. Da treasury cries quietly.
Corporate Expansion Plan
33.0%
Spend 100000000 TEEFs. Entire valleys are purchased.
Completely Unregulated Capitalism
25.2%
Spend 1 billion TEEFs. Da market collapses twice.
Halfway Through The Madness
0.8%
Reach a major progression milestone.
Economic Momentum
0.8%
Double production in one purchase. Goblin economists panic.
Synergy Of Violence
17.3%
Trigger a synergy bonus. Da machines feed each other.
Maximum Krump Efficiency
0.8%
Reach maximum building efficiency.
Optimization Achieved
0.8%
Buy every upgrade available. Da system is complete.
Great Green Reset
38.2%
Perform your first reset. Everything explodes.
Second Attempt At Civilization
26.0%
Reset twice. Surely this will work better.
Veteran Of Economic Collapse
15.6%
Reset 5 times. You've done this before.
Cycle Of Greed
8.6%
Reset 10 times. Da economy loops endlessly.
Infinite Krump Loop
1.7%
Reset 25 times. Reality is now a factory.
Economic Singularity
16.5%
Reach absurd production levels. Numbers melt.
Ui Meltdown
0.8%
Break da number formatting system. Da ledger explodes.
Idle Warboss
0.8%
Earn massive TEEFs while doing absolutely nothing.
Automation Tyrant
53.9%
Produce 20 TEEFs per second.
Master Of Industry
18.2%
Unlock every building.
Upgrade Dictator
0.8%
Own every upgrade.
Empire Eternal
0.8%
Maintain peak production for 1 hour.
nice
0.8%
Unlock achievement #69. Da goblins snicker.
Touch Grass Warboss
12.1%
Play da game for 48 hours. Please go outside.
Da Economy Is Probably Fake
13.0%
Earn 1 quadrillion TEEFs. No one knows where they came from anymore.