
Ludonarrative Dissonance
Don't break your legs
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Don't break your legs

Enter the lobby

Enter the office

Reach the final day

Reach the theatre

Meet the Secretary

Get to know a convenient plot device

Get to know the Secretary

Meet the Thirsty Vampire

Get Freudian

Make the Thirsty Vampire feel okay

Meet Cerberus

Achieve nothing

Challenge and comfort a new friend

Meet the Reaper

At every given oppertunity, try to put your hands between the Reaper's ribs

Give sound career advice

Get your mind boggled by non-euclidian 3d space

How could you?

Well done?

*Finger guns*

Get fired

- but feel wrong anyway

Get "therapy"

Ugh.

Aspice me, Latine loqui possum

Should have been born a high value Roach.

Be liked and you will never want.

Suffer socially for your art

Become a bigot

Fail at collective bargaining

Add shareholder value

Survive without living

Die trying

And the void blinked

Do everything you can to get your life back on track

Break your legs