You can't beat this game!!! Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He then gets trapped in his own creation.

You can't beat this game!!! Super Hipster Lumberjack is a love letter to the era of difficult online flash platformers. This cheap double feature includes the original highschool project by Noah that released in 2015. Along with a remastered version of the game released in 2025.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/388340/extras/03e45de7ad03676296dbe06c0d8dfc66.poster.avif?t=1752696046" width=800 height=450 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/388340/extras/03e45de7ad03676296dbe06c0d8dfc66.webm?t=1752696046" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/388340/extras/03e45de7ad03676296dbe06c0d8dfc66.mp4?t=1752696046" type="video/mp4"></video> In this story Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He is then trapped in his own creation. He learns that making games is a lot harder than he thought. Use your axe to traverse a mess of your own mind's design! To beat this game you'll need precision platforming and experimention with jump techniques. Are you up to the task?

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