Rank B Level 1 Achievement
96.7%
What is the meaning of life?
SUPER 56 Achievements
81 achievements
Rank B Level 2 Achievement
64.4%
What is consciousness?
Rank B Level 3 Achievement
54.8%
What does your soul smell like?
Rank B Level 4 Achievement
40.5%
Why is ice cream so yummy?
Rank B Level 5 Achievement
33.1%
Is it easier to love or to be loved?
Rank B Level 6 Achievement
28.8%
Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
Rank B Level 7 Achievement
26.6%
Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
Between the Cheeks
73.8%
Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
Flat Earth?!
8.7%
Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One
41.4%
Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
Act of Kindness
36.1%
I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
Meaty Chunks in Gravy
14.0%
Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
Credit Score
8.6%
Voluntarily look at the credits screen
Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
24.9%
Get promoted to RANK A
Kicker for Coins
3.5%
Collect all coins while carving up the powder
Destroy Every Jared
4.8%
Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
The Hedgehog
12.8%
Help Boric find the secret achievement
Wash Your Partner's Hair?
31.4%
Listen to enough of the knight's advice
Eagle Eye Cherub
6.7%
Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
Gotta Play 'em All!
9.5%
Play every stage at least once
Rank A Level 1 Achievement
23.9%
If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
Rank A Level 2 Achievement
20.6%
Is the truth out there?
Rank A Level 3 Achievement
18.6%
What if Jack can't save the president?
Rank A Level 4 Achievement
17.2%
Was it the chicken or the egg?
Rank A Level 5 Achievement
15.6%
RGB or CMYK?
Rank A Level 6 Achievement
14.9%
Dogs vs cats - who wins?
Rank A Level 7 Achievement
13.7%
Shitsurei shimasu
Rank S Level 1 Achievement
9.8%
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King of the Hillock
14.5%
Get promoted to RANK S
Fuel Fight
5.1%
Scare your customer away with gross negligence
Mobile Snake Eater
12.9%
Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
Hawkeye
27.1%
Choose the cup with the ball inside
Breaking News!
22.6%
Read the news without making any mistakes
Loose Change
25.3%
POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
Accessorise
96.1%
Oooh look at you!
QWERTY
36.8%
Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
Shredder
11.4%
SHRED a 66 combo
Some of Them Are Just Jerks
4.2%
Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
Picture Perfect
50.0%
Get all 5 photos without screwing up
Yoga Noogie
15.3%
Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
Game, Set and TRASHED
5.8%
Ruin the game
Underpants
9.9%
Present your underpants in court
Hammer Faux
5.9%
Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
Salmon Jared Salmon
8.8%
Line up the pictures to get a prize...
"I Don't Want To Be Human"
20.4%
Dock your ship upside down
Bounce Fifteen
34.0%
Skip the stone fifteen times
Autobahn
25.4%
Crash into the trophy van
Gone Fishin'
12.9%
Catch 3 coins while fishing
You Can't Hurt Me
18.7%
Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
Last Second Punch
4.7%
Beat the boxer in the last second
Time Lord
18.8%
Be super accurate when setting the time
Daily Yamazako
26.1%
Complete your first Daily Challenge
Doh!
59.2%
React without thinking
Sausage Nibbler
3.9%
Take ten bites of the hotdog
BANGers and Mash
14.3%
Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
Mmmm Crunchy
12.0%
Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
Number 1, Please
6.4%
Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
Maneki-Neko
14.0%
Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
Gone in 30 Seconds
4.6%
Finish rallying within half a minute
Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn
4.9%
Knock over 8 gnomes
Lost Your Marbles
4.5%
Lose 15 marbles
Brundlefly
23.7%
Squash the fly within 5 seconds
A-Maze-Ing
10.0%
Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
Densha De Stop
5.1%
Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
Perfect!
19.3%
Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
Meow Meow Meow
14.2%
Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
Card Sharp
7.9%
Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
Vegetarian
4.5%
Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
Pelted
10.6%
Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
Steven C. Gull
26.5%
Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
100% Dolphin Free
14.1%
Swim to the finish line without taking damage
Atomic Number 79
22.9%
Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
Woof!
45.4%
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Mount Splash-Score
9.4%
Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
Golden Arms
18.2%
Go postal in the restroom
Hidden Robot Cat
6.1%
Jump on the hidden enemy's head
Korean Guy
15.2%
Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
Civil Obedience
10.6%
Don't smash the car
Hinty McHintface
8.0%
Get every page of the hint book
Meow Meow Bleargh!
16.8%
Throw up
4 Minute Meower
3.5%
Complete the trial in under 4 minutes