Adventuring!
66.0%
Start a new game as an adventurer.
Sternly Worded Adventures Demo Achievements
65 achievements
Are ya winning?
61.2%
See the postgame in story mode.
Proceeding through
61.0%
Beat a level 0 or greater combat in story mode.
Level 1
48.5%
Beat a level 1 or greater combat in story mode.
Level 2
27.7%
Beat a level 2 or greater combat in story mode.
Level 3
12.9%
Beat a level 3 or greater combat in story mode.
Exsanguination
6.6%
Complete "Exsanguination" in the arcade.
Deadly Nightshade
4.8%
Complete "Deadly nightshade" in the arcade.
Rhapsody of Fire
5.3%
Complete "Rhapsody of Fire" in the arcade.
Þe healing light
4.3%
Complete "Þe healing light" in the arcade.
Curse of wood
5.3%
Complete "Curse of wood" in the arcade.
Slimiest slime
6.6%
Complete "Slimiest slime" in the arcade.
Got wood?
5.5%
Use a wood related word against a treant-type opponent.
"Bone" a skeleton
27.6%
Get a bone related word bonus against a skeleton-type opponent.
Fight fire with fire
3.9%
Use a fire related word against a fire elemental.
Sticks and stones
3.5%
Swear at a demon.
"And off we went"
4.2%
See every quit confirm screen quote.
Solid GQLD
6.1%
Have a word score 100 or more.
Conceivable
13.9%
Submit an 11 letter or longer word.
Inconceivable
5.9%
Submit a 13 letter or longer word.
Sweet sixteen
3.1%
Submit a 16 letter or longer word that has at most 8 wildcards in it.
Stop, my UI can only take so much
3.1%
Submit a word that's 17 letters or longer with 16 or fewer tiles.
No thoughts, head empty
4.2%
Have an empty tile board without manually clearing it, and without it being a gameover.
A source of magical knowledge
15.2%
Visit a wizard's tower.
Capitol
3.6%
Visit the capital city.
A good hiding
5.4%
Beat up some goons, without committing murder.
A solution
7.8%
Commit murder.
Kill a monster
65.7%
Defeat a monster in a dungeon.
A fresher hell
17.6%
Witness the start of the end.
Coin for a beggar
8.4%
Pay a beggar.
Healing hands
10.3%
Heal the paladins' wounds.
Olexa
3.7%
Try to spell "Olexa".
:pogchamp:
4.2%
Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp.
Nevermore
4.4%
Quoth the raven, nevermore.
Astonishing
3.7%
A real bookworm.
Doot
4.0%
Doot.
'MURICA
3.4%
[Eagle noise intensifies].
Send it!
4.0%
Send "send".
UwU
3.2%
UwU.
Mathematical
39.4%
Finish a combat with 3 or more opponents with any stat average as an integer.
Technically perfect
33.6%
Complete an adventure without an opponent getting to attack.
Perfect
32.6%
Complete an adventure without losing life.
Done
11.6%
Beat a 4 letter shrine minigame.
Excel
18.2%
Beat a 5 letter shrine minigame.
Beaten
15.6%
Beat a 6 letter shrine minigame.
Achieve
6.0%
Beat a 7 letter shrine minigame.
It hungers
3.5%
Collect blood.
Legally distinct parody
3.3%
Assemble the infinitives gauntlet.
Perfectly balanced
3.2%
Assemble the scales of truth.
With great power
3.0%
Assemble the scales of justice.
The status trifecta
6.1%
Have an enemy inflicted with bleed, toxin, and burn at the same time.
Taco
6.6%
Defeat a rainbow slime.
Thirsty
16.5%
Defeat a potion slime.
Hot lava
6.8%
Defeat a lava slime.
Slime sovereign
15.3%
Defeat a crowned slime.
Mulder
27.9%
Defeat a skull slime.
Slime
65.1%
Defeat a completely normal slime.
Consecration
6.3%
Consecrate a shrine.
Arachnology
7.1%
Use a spider related word against a spider.
Nope
12.8%
Clear all spider nests from a forest. Fire optional.
Honeydew
2.9%
Get a gold tile in the physics dream.
Boggled
2.3%
Complete "Boggled" in the arcade.
Boggling anxiety
2.1%
Complete "Boggling anxiety" in the arcade.
Get lost
0.3%
Lose yourself in the woods.
Get found
0.2%
Find your way out of the lost woods.