An absurd survival horror satire set in the Czech Parliament. Sneak through corridors, hide from politicians, and collect real campaign promises in a game full of memes, anti-humor, and bizarre buffs.

<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">“Finally, you’ll know what really happens in the Czech Parliament after midnight.”</h2>No press conferences, no open house. Just you, the dark, empty corridors – and a pack of hungry politicians who never sleep. Your goal? Break into Parliament (legally, of course) and collect the real promises and programs before someone catches you.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/3eb11e89e102105cca30f447ae3c2263.poster.avif?t=1759564276" width=426 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/3eb11e89e102105cca30f447ae3c2263.webm?t=1759564276" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/3eb11e89e102105cca30f447ae3c2263.mp4?t=1759564276" type="video/mp4"></video>You will secretly weave your way through intricate corridors, climb into cupboards and ventilation shafts in order to find 10 promises located in various political party offices. It is not an easy task; you must walk very carefully, avoid using your flashlight when unnecessary, and listen for the footsteps of your enemies. Politicians don't sleep at night, and one moment of inattention is enough for them to give you an unforgettable lecture on a &quot;better future.&quot;<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/e09a5856b0188fa04a414bcf0640678d.poster.avif?t=1759564276" width=426 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/e09a5856b0188fa04a414bcf0640678d.webm?t=1759564276" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/e09a5856b0188fa04a414bcf0640678d.mp4?t=1759564276" type="video/mp4"></video>Replayability is ensured by random spawning, changing layouts of offices and politicians, objects, and stylized memes themselves. To survive, you'll also use items that you won't find anywhere else: bread with schnitzel, socks in sandals, beer or homemade slivovitz, bitcoins, or the holy Vepro-knedlo-zelo. To survive, you need to search for these various useful items that will give you an advantage, improve your skills, limit the functionality of your enemies, or completely change the whole game! These various buffs can also be combined to absurd heights, making it easier to reach your goal. The main currency is Czech Crowns, which you can exchange for very mysterious delicacies at the buffet. Just search well, and you will even find a 5,000 banknote.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/7770050c594fe641fe64fd83c4915b49.avif?t=1759564276" width=661 height=100 />On your journey, you will visit faithfully recreated corners of the Chamber of Deputies – from the main hall to the mysterious offices and the legendary cafeteria. The game also serves as an (almost) faithful virtual tour of this guarded environment. You may learn something that no one was supposed to know.Players will have 3 lives in normal difficulty – if a politician catches you, it's not the end of the world. There will be a choice between two characters – a villager and a townsman, each with specific advantages and disadvantages in the main mode. <img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4061610/extras/a8df9928b1111b3cfd4aab2dc1765e82.avif?t=1759564276" width=661 height=100 />Further modifications are planned, such as having players permanently pursued by a single enemy, or allowing players to choose who should pursue them etc.If you enjoy horror, memes, absurd humor and want to experience political satire in interactive form, this game is (probably) for you. Whether you play as a villager or a city dweller, one thing is certain: at 3 AM inside the Czech Parliament, things get hot.<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">Please note that the game is in the early stages of development. As you can see, the enemy is 2D and the textures are not ready yet! I will provide regular updates.</h2>

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