Best. Game. Ever.
82.6%
Downloaded the hottest game in town
SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams Achievements
29 achievements
Number one
69.2%
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
Number one, again
54.5%
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
You're better than him
44.5%
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
Buck buck buck
12.5%
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
My name is Teddy
7.0%
Found all of Teddy's recordings
Voyeur
3.5%
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
Obsessed
61.5%
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
Viral Video Game
31.6%
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
Suck at this
17.6%
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
Good at this
11.7%
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
Get that checked
24.7%
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
Passive Player
10.1%
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
Subscription Expired
4.2%
I have no life
Cold Cases
7.0%
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
No cheating!
13.4%
You cheated... shame on you
Teddyception
8.7%
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
Potty name
8.0%
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
Influencer
5.9%
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
One more game...
7.4%
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
Gushing through
3.8%
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
The Gulf War
4.7%
Operation Desert Shield
Slyfly
7.6%
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
Midsummer
6.8%
Gone too deep
Gamemaker
6.5%
Meet the maker
In This Together
19.5%
Best friends no more
Bye Teddy...
12.9%
Let him go. Let him go
Nonexistence
25.6%
Better me than you
Out Of This Together
10.8%
Best friends forever