Insufficient Vespene Heart.

It’s destiny. Your dating life is officially over.

The forever simp life strikes again... time for a nap.

Simp, Leveling Up on a Dating App

All-time legend. GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!

Massive thanks for checking the credits!

Keep climbing, more chances to mess up ahead!

You’ve shown you’ve got potential.

Kneeling was just a way to gain momentum.

The bouncer won’t let you in. No swiping for you!

King of bronze, ready for action.

Ready for dating app match.

Profile pic: upgraded.

Long dating app grind? It’s over now!

Successfully Matched with All Characters

Anyway, nice meeting you.

Sorry, I was trying to unmatch but my finger slipped

Let’s never meet again, not even by accident.

Clothes, shoes and underwears like my panties.

I’m a soldier on a secret mission.

Go-Chi-Ka might be a good choice for dinner tonight.

They just skip my profile when they see it.

If I run into a scary homeless guy tonight, this unstoppable girl might be in danger

I'm called Mantits after the praying mantis. I devour men.

Was it really so hard to just pass by?

See you soon, my sexy nerd prince.

I like guys with nice smiles. wondering if yours might be.. nice.

The people I meet on dating apps don’t know who I am.

I just met you, but it feels like I’ve known you forever.

No cash, no cheats—just pure skill. Shouting for love without spending a cent.

Trickier than playing hard to get, cracked the puzzle mode and became a true dating master.

The final bullet—not for revenge, not for farewell, but for our love, eternal and undying.