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Signs of Life Achievements

14 achievements

That Purple Drank icon

That Purple Drank

5.9%

Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.

High Definition Piss Jugs icon

High Definition Piss Jugs

19.6%

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.

Buff Wreckington icon

Buff Wreckington

24.4%

Wreck the Buff Mechington.

In the most ass way possible... icon

In the most ass way possible...

2.5%

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.

I've seen things... icon

I've seen things...

18.6%

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.

Me time icon

Me time

2.5%

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.

To pass a man in the woods... icon

To pass a man in the woods...

6.5%

Cook and eat human flesh.

Foul Fowl icon

Foul Fowl

4.2%

Soil a chicken with dung.

Some kind of Irony icon

Some kind of Irony

1.8%

Kill a chicken with an egg.

I messed myself icon

I messed myself

27.9%

Get brown on you.

Novice Gemologist icon

Novice Gemologist

20.5%

Craft a rough gem.

Journeyman Gemologist icon

Journeyman Gemologist

19.3%

Craft a refined gem.

Adept Gemologist icon

Adept Gemologist

15.2%

Craft a faceted gem.

Master Gemologist icon

Master Gemologist

11.3%

Craft a brilliant gem.