Just Like Luigi

Cannon Ending

Where's my lighter?

Darty McDartface

Wake up after your offices are invaded by Para Corp

Hostile Takeover

Start a conversation with every NPC in the office

Social Butterfly

SIR GET DOWN!!

Honk back at a D.U.M car with an air horn

Right Back At Ya

Reality Check

Interact with a broken vending machine 10 times

Read The Sign

Avoid falling into the acid lake in Rons Mind

No Swimming

Quite a Hurry

Man, That Guy Has Confidence Issues...

Shelf Life is an action FPS set in a near future conglomerate, that will seem eerily familiar if you spend your time around online dumpster fires. Use your arsenal of weapons to shoot, burn and fungible-ize your way through the Edison facility fighting a lizardy hostile takeover.

Shelf Life is a first person shooter set in a world where certain multibillion dollar companies would much rather be living in. You are a human ballistics dummy who finds himself in the middle of a hostile takeover. The only way to escape with your life is to end the merger by tanking the company's stock, something your CEO seems to be already doing every other week now. <br />
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Travel through levels that were dreamed up by society's most deserving of billions of dollars. Armed with a rocket pistol, a novelty lighter that can't legally be called a flamethrower and a laser engraving rifle that shoots NFTs, you are well equipped to defeat the reptilian drones of your rival company Para.<br />
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Inspired by the genre defining shooters of the late 90's and early 2000's. Get ready to outsmart your enemies in an arms race of tactics and quick thinking.

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Shelf Life Achievements