Neutralize 20 students

Neutralize 100 chubbies

Neutralize 200 students

Neutralize 30 Cheerleaders

Lose the game by choking on a fart

Complete a map without neutralizing a single enemy

Dodge thrown chalk 10 times

Defeat all enemies 10 seconds before the timer runs out

Buy all robotic parts in a single game

Buy 5 different types of food in one game

Buy 15 different items during single run

Lock all the items in the kiosk

Reroll the kiosk 3 times without buying anything

Buy a Bad Item

Buy a Very Bad Item

Increase your speed by 80%

Eat 20 sandwiches in a run

Increase your dodge by 15%

Increase your damage by 20%

Collect $500 in a run

Accumulate $1000 without spending it

Defeat the Chemistry Teacher

Defeat the PE Teacher

Defeat the Janitor

Defeat the Librarian

Defeat the Lunch Lady

Defeat any boss in under a minute

Unlock all perks

Change perks 5 times in a run

Win a game with the perk you chose at the first promotion without changing it

Start a new game 30 times

Upgrade the standard airplane to the maximum level

Upgrade the poisonous airplane to the maximum level

Upgrade the icy airplane to the maximum level

Upgrade the fiery airplane to the maximum level

Unlock dual-wielding airplanes

Complete the standard game

Complete the game in Outage mode

Complete the game in Zombie Mode

Complete the game in Draft Mode

Complete the game on Hardcore

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