Welcome
98.6%
Send a WELCOME message to STEVE.
Run TavernQuest Achievements
32 achievements
Certificate of Tutorial Completion
55.8%
Officially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.
Exterminator
86.5%
Why does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?
Chekhov's Hot Dogs
3.4%
Find a way to USE HOT DOGS.
Arm Wrestling
38.0%
STEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.
Wingman
32.9%
Help STEVE get laid.
Game within a Game within a Game
53.2%
STEVE plays a game within your game.
Murderhobo
40.9%
STEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
A Colossal Mistake
4.7%
STEVE falls into a CHASM.
Ass
8.3%
Tell STEVE he is an ass.
STEVE has dysentery.
4.8%
Now it's a true adventure!
Doordash
6.7%
Deliver a SANDWICH to the PRINCESS.
Ooga Booga
18.2%
You DO THING.
Touch Grass
21.5%
Go OUTSIDE.
Hopeless Romantic
7.4%
Treat the TROLL to a romantic evening.
Fatherhood
12.1%
STEVE adopts a BABY.
Do Not Pass Go
8.7%
Send STEVE to JAIL.
Unlockable Cosmetics
18.0%
Looking spiffy, STEVE!
Nice Guy
5.0%
Don't bad mouth STEVE for an entire playthrough.
Dragonslayer
41.7%
STEVE valiantly slays the DRAGON.
Gag Me with a Spoon
2.3%
Defeat the DRAGON with a WOODEN SPOON.
Win TavernQuest
38.6%
STEVE wins the game!
New Game+
39.2%
It's not over yet.
New Game++
21.3%
It's still not over yet.
Popcorn?
20.2%
Feed LENNY some POPCORN.
A Very Long Tutorial
16.5%
STEVE learns a second COMBAT command.
Terrible Odds
6.6%
Win your bet with the CPU.
Seriously?!
36.2%
Enable NUDITY.
Hero
11.0%
Defeat the DRAGON.
Save the Princess
15.8%
:)
Save the CPU
5.7%
Keep the CPU alive at all costs.
Love, Mom
6.7%
Read the NOTE FROM DEVELOPER.