Started the game for the first time

Won a pillow fight in singleplayer

Got a force powerup

Got a rage powerup

Used 10 healing powerups in a round

Finished a local multiplayer round

Scored a hit from 20 meters away

Got jump scared by the angry neighbor

Found the credits screen

Won a round with less than 5% energy left

Dodged 50 times in a round

Finished 10 singleplayer rounds in one session

Threw at least 100 pillows in a round