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Patchman vs. Red Circles

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The Sheeple are in trouble - they've been enslaved by the Drones - and it's all Patchman's fault! Now it's up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army. Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots! Featuring gaming's first anti-anti hero: Patchman, who you are, but aren't supposed to be! Make sense?

All that and more awaits in Don't Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow adventure featuring realtime isometric action, procedural generation, colorful pixel art, disruptable economic system, stealth mechanics, farming combat, advanced enemy ai, tower defense, collectible comic book with epic plot twists, and more! Patchman vs. Red Circles is the complete standalone first episode of this game!

Available now on SteamOS / Linux, Windows and Mac OSX. Includes Steam Achievements, Leaderboards, and Trading Cards! Playable with a gamepad, Steam controller, mouse+keyboard, or solo keyboard.

So... who is Patchman and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game they don't want you to play!

Achievements

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Sneaky Sneak

Sneaky Sneak

2.5%

Never seen once during A Destructive Beam In Town

No Hoe Radio

No Hoe Radio

3.1%

Win Growth / Garage without a hoe

Nya Nya!

Nya Nya!

3.1%

Never get hit by a laser in the Convoluted Factory

Minimalist

Minimalist

3.1%

Power down the Convoluted Factory without taking any tools or seeds from the shack

Haha Wet Shoes

Haha Wet Shoes

3.1%

Dunk a Sheeple Tot in a river

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But... who is Patchman, and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game they don't want you to play!

Developer

Naturally Intelligent

Publisher

Naturally Intelligent

Release Date

19 October, 2017

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