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Paddle through pain. Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream. You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt.

<h2 class="bb_tag" >A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.</h2>Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.poster.avif?t=1766058016" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.webm?t=1766058016" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.mp4?t=1766058016" type="video/mp4"></video><h2 class="bb_tag" > <img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/dd9bbcc2e20419fd863e8ccfed18c98a.avif?t=1766058016" width=800 height=172 /></h2>This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god</li><li>Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/aafe979914e4f08bdf368df92b700864.avif?t=1766058016" width=800 height=172 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)</li><li>High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)</li><li>Local &amp; Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!</li><li>Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves</li><li>One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)</li><li>Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer</li><li>Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little</li></ul><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.poster.avif?t=1766058016" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.webm?t=1766058016" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.mp4?t=1766058016" type="video/mp4"></video><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/ee252496051099a022755ca8b377df19.avif?t=1766058016" width=800 height=172 /></h2>Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.

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