A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag hapless pedestrians onto the trolley tracks. Every splat pays out. Spend coins on faster hands, bigger trolleys, and satirical upgrades. There's no trolley problem — just a trolley solution.

  <h2 class="bb_tag" >You're not a philosopher. You're a hand.</h2><br>  Not a Trolley Problem! is a dark-humor incremental idle clicker where you drag hapless pedestrians onto the trolley<br>  tracks and watch the fare box fill up. Every splat pays out. Every upgrade makes the splats bigger. And the trolley?<br>  The trolley keeps coming.<br><br>  <h2 class="bb_tag" >Core Loop</h2>  <ul class="bb_ul">  <li><strong>Drag and release.</strong> Pluck NPCs off the curb with your sticky finger and place them on the rails. Timing<br>  matters. Aim matters. Physics matters a little.<br>  </li><li><strong>Watch the fare box tick up.</strong> Every ran-over NPC drops coins. Rich, rare, VIP and boss tiers drop a lot more.<br>  </li><li><strong>Buy smarter upgrades.</strong> Faster grab. Bigger trolley. Auto-grabbers that work while you don't. 60 levels of<br>  progression across 6 locations.<br>  </li><li><strong>Make choices that kind of matter.</strong> Rank-up cards offer satirical dilemmas — elite preset? mass preset? marked<br>   target? Stack multipliers your way.<br>  </li></ul><br>  <h2 class="bb_tag" >What's In It</h2>  <ul class="bb_ul">  <li>Satisfying idle-meets-active loop: grab with your hands, then watch the auto-grabbers take over<br>  </li><li>Doodle art with a comic-noir mood<br>  </li><li>Six unlockable locations, each with their own NPC flavor<br>  </li><li>A boss every minute, because why not<br>  </li><li>60-level upgrade ladder with a skin swap every ten tiers<br>  </li></ul><br>  <h2 class="bb_tag" >Not a Real Moral Question</h2><br>  There's no dilemma. There's no ethics committee. There's a trolley on a loop, a crowd on the curb, and a pocket full<br>  of coins. What you do with all three is up to you — but the math is pretty clear.<br><br>  <i>There's no trolley problem. Just a trolley solution.</i>

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