A satirical life-and-money sim where one turn is one month. Plan your next move, make your choices, face the consequences. Every choice has a price. Can you afford yours?

<h2 class="bb_tag" >One life. Month by month. No do-overs.</h2>Net Worthless is a turn-based strategy game — except you're not building an empire, just running one thoroughly average life. One turn — one month.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/c33d414702eab1f77053bb7d2c6ea540.poster.avif?t=1782940290" aria-label="Character Select" width=1170 height=730 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/c33d414702eab1f77053bb7d2c6ea540.webm?t=1782940290" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/c33d414702eab1f77053bb7d2c6ea540.mp4?t=1782940290" type="video/mp4"></video><h2 class="bb_tag" >🎭 Choose your path</h2>It all starts with picking a character, and it's not just a skin. Each archetype is its own game,with its own starting conditions, goal, and deadline.One wants to make a first fortune; another, to buy out the company that laid him off;a third, to become a world-famous actress. Different starts, different ceilings, different paths.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/481b8c945cc90b62a477afdbcda6395f.poster.avif?t=1782940290" aria-label="Time Allocation" width=1170 height=730 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/481b8c945cc90b62a477afdbcda6395f.webm?t=1782940290" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/481b8c945cc90b62a477afdbcda6395f.mp4?t=1782940290" type="video/mp4"></video><h2 class="bb_tag" >🗓️ Plan ahead</h2>You don't control your character in real time. You plan how the next 30 days play out:hours of sleep, hours at the desk job, hours at the gym, hours studying, hours doomscrolling.But Lady Luck, as we all know, has her own plans for your plans.<h2 class="bb_tag" >📊 This is an economic simulator</h2>You'll have to deal with all the joys of adult life:<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Inflation that eats your nest egg faster than you can refill it.</li><li>Loans, payday loans, and debt collectors who have your number on speed dial.</li><li>A market that never stops storming.</li><li>The choice: take a side gig and burn out completely, or save your sanity and skip lunch.</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" >🧭 The game sets the rules, you choose the path</h2>The game hands you systems and rules, but it won't tell you what's right.Spoiler: there's no single right way. Slog away at three jobs, play the market, or just coast.Every action is a trade: you swap time for money, money for health, health for sanity. Nothing grows for free.Nobody holds your hand or flags the best move.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/bbf80d22280f934fb73b6fb402c7fdbe.poster.avif?t=1782940290" aria-label="Iron Will mode" width=1170 height=730 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/bbf80d22280f934fb73b6fb402c7fdbe.webm?t=1782940290" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4878900/extras/bbf80d22280f934fb73b6fb402c7fdbe.mp4?t=1782940290" type="video/mp4"></video><h2 class="bb_tag" >💀 Iron Will mode</h2>For anyone who doesn't like save-scumming. The game saves once, at the end of the month, after every event has resolved. One slot, no backups.Reloading won't undo a bad deal or a sudden illness. You live with what you chose.This isn't difficulty for its own sake. It's honesty.<h2 class="bb_tag" >🔒 The game belongs to you</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Fully offline. No launchers, no server tethers, no &quot;always online.&quot;</li><li>Zero telemetry. The game collects nothing about you and sends nothing anywhere. Want to share your story? Leave a review or make a video, we're all for it. But it's your call.</li><li>Tiny footprint, runs on minimal specs. It'll even run on a potato.</li></ul>Satire aimed at crypto bros, info-grifters, hustle culture, and the impossibilityof buying a home in the 2020s, wrapped around a merciless economy.<h2 class="bb_tag" >Get rich. Or at least don't die tryin'.</h2>

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