Golden Fish

IT-Jesus

Disabled and Happy

Money Up in Smoke

CornHub Gourmet

Friendo-Eater

Pizza Hurt

Habibi Kebs

Mom vs Me

Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task

Maybe We Can Talk

Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake

Wild Dancer

Trader

Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds

Bubblewrap Popper

Black or Red?

All In!

Bankrupt

Tractor Daddy

DIY Master

1K Run

2.5K Run

5K Run

10K Run

Heartbreaker

Picasso

What a Nightmare!

First Pee

First Poop

How Can I Help You?

Protection Money

Cleanup, Cleanup…

Green Reaper

Dealer

Einstein

Hacker

Complete the church service without catching a single bread

Amen!

Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash

Recycling

Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte

Family First

Stand up to the police officer at the station

Stand-up Citizen

Collector

Exchange your chips for cash at the casino

Token Hustler

Fit on Paper

Starvin’!

Hard Work Pays Off

First Day on the Job

Mommy’s Boy

I’m Back!

Shopaholic

Platinum Nerd

Stand up to your mom in the first conversation

Stubborn Mervin

Fighter

You're forty, living with your mom, and your life is one big meme. Time to change that! See if you can get your act together and become independent in this absurd mash-up of a simulator and an RPG.

<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/4867fd7c3eeef04fb2775fb46a594569.avif?t=1769944458" width=1232 height=600 />Forty years old, no savings, no plan, and a mom who waits for rent every single week. Welcome to Mervin’s world – the adulthood simulator where every task spirals out of control faster than you can blink.<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">About the Game</h2>Your goal is simple. Earn enough money to finally move out of your mom’s house. How you do it? That’s up to you…<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline crossorigin="anonymous" poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/f47a2e71819f80ccd714987fb6668679.poster.avif?t=1769944458" width=1170 height=950 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/f47a2e71819f80ccd714987fb6668679.webm?t=1769944458" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"></video>Try your luck at the casino, go all in on crypto, or befriend some shady characters! Just remember—you can lose everything just as fast, and when that happens…<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline crossorigin="anonymous" poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/240afbdc3b40a3880e5b51d68191cced.poster.avif?t=1769944458" width=1170 height=570 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/240afbdc3b40a3880e5b51d68191cced.webm?t=1769944458" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"></video>Honest work? A nightmare. But sometimes it’s the only option. Mow lawns, scrub toilets, or work at the garbage sorting facility—earn slowly, but honestly!<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline crossorigin="anonymous" poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/cf55f1f86123ae9d3d15fa4f72199267.poster.avif?t=1769944458" width=1170 height=570 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/cf55f1f86123ae9d3d15fa4f72199267.webm?t=1769944458" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"></video>Short on cash for rent? Pick up a side gig dancing at a strip club. Completely broke? Challenge your mom to a fistfight!<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline crossorigin="anonymous" poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/36e333dcfaa073f7bbe1c604ecf9c8a7.poster.avif?t=1769944458" width=1170 height=570 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/36e333dcfaa073f7bbe1c604ecf9c8a7.webm?t=1769944458" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"></video>Life isn’t just about work. Hit the gym, paint some pictures, or befriend a goldfish so you don’t lose your mind.<video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline crossorigin="anonymous" poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/b7c775fc0d77332d4f5a91ad070867a0.poster.avif?t=1769944458" width=1170 height=570 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3128220/extras/b7c775fc0d77332d4f5a91ad070867a0.webm?t=1769944458" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"></video>In this world, nothing is normal. Dialogues drip with dark humor, characters balance on the edge of absurdity, and at every step you’ll be asking yourself: “WTF?!”<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">What’s Inside?</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>A wild storyline packed with absurd choices and unpredictable consequences</li><li>A unique mix of 2D and 3D tasks, a fully interactive room, and Mervin’s command center – his Doors XD computer</li><li>Dozens of absurd mini-games inspired by Mervin’s most ridiculous jobs and side hustles</li><li>Managing Mervin’s needs such as sleep, hunger, and bladder (beware, he can be moody!)</li><li>Room customization and a progression system shaping your chaotic lifestyle</li><li>Black humor dialogues and a cast of bizarre, over-the-top characters</li><li>Everyday activities to (barely) keep Mervin sane: gym, painting, weird hobbies, and much more</li><li>A crazy blend of simulation, comedy, and the painful struggle of adult life</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">Add Nerd Simulator to your wishlist and get ready for the weirdest adulthood simulation ever…</h2>

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