Reach maximum size. You are visible from space. Probably.

Talk nonstop for 5 minutes. The forest now knows your whole life story.

Survive one full in-game day without taking damage. Even worms ignored you.

Get picked by the mushroom picker for the first time. Welcome to the basket.

All living mushrooms talk together for 30 seconds. The forest shuddered.

Get a rare mushroom form. Botany textbooks are not ready for this.

Survive for 5 in-game days.

Survive for 10 in-game days.

Survive for 30 in-game days. At this point, the forest pays rent to you.

Become the only survivor after at least three mushrooms were standing close together.

Scare a hedgehog with your voice 10 times.

Scare a hedgehog with your voice 25 times.

Scare a hedgehog with your voice 50 times. The hedgehogs have started a support group.

Stay close to another mushroom for 3 in-game days.

Stay close to another mushroom for 5 in-game days.

Stay close to another mushroom for 10 in-game days. True mycelium friendship.

Stay completely silent for 3 minutes. Suspiciously mushroom-like behavior.

Grow by talking during rain for 5 minutes in total.

Grow by talking during rain for 10 minutes in total.

Grow by talking during rain for 30 minutes in total. Completely legal forest doping.

Attract the mushroom picker and survive 10 times.

Attract the mushroom picker and survive 20 times.

Attract the mushroom picker and survive 30 times. Clearly just wind.

Avoid a worm attack without taking damage 5 times.

Avoid a worm attack without taking damage 10 times.

Avoid a worm attack without taking damage 15 times. The worms are embarrassed.

Get eaten 10 times.

Get eaten 25 times.

Get eaten 50 times. Nature is healing.

Get eaten 100 times. You are basically forest fast food.