You wake up in a peculiar world. Nothing seems to make sense. You quickly realize that even in here, money still makes the world go round. Let's get to work, shall we?

But things start getting weirder by the day. It's as if you've seen these before. Or have you?

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• Start small, like everyone else - just sweeping the streets

• Become a business owner, with all the advantages and disadvantages that it brings

• Make the most of the random opportunities that arise every day

• Spend some money on yourself - people need to know what a great car you drive

• Hmm, and what about those collection items? no, don't listen to him! those don't matter at all, just throw them out!

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10/10

i'd rather click on the broom than doom-scroll TikTok - a friend of mine

what's the matter with this government? i bought ghereta, after assiduously sweeping the streets, and all of a sudden my taxes went up - another friend

(and yes, the logos are off-center, you're welcome)