Game Overview

Did I wake up too fast? I'm seeing stick figures falling in love inside a video game!

Beyond the "Lewd Stuff," We Have a Hundred Other Ways to Make You Grind Until You Drop

Who says cultivation is just about sitting in meditation? In *Nirvana Bonsai*, if you don't go out scavenging for junk, you won't even have enough money to buy clothes for your wife!

She: The Ember Witch • Emotional Nexus • Crimson Demonic Flames • Aloof Beauty • Fated Bond • Cold Exterior, Warm Heart • Tragic & Broken • Enduring & Ascetic (Not Really) • The Heroine — Li Wanxing

You: Sole Heir of the Sword Sect • Sword Sect Saint • Clad in Pure White • A Sense of Brokenness • Fated Tragedy • Ascetic (Not Really) • The Hero — Yun Che

Just a single spark is all it takes to ignite a romance that spans the ends of the earth.

Exactly who you end up entangled with—and what kind of "flames" you fan into existence—depends entirely on how you choose to add fuel to the fire in this vast, grand universe.

Sow Melons, Reap Melons; Sow Maidens, Reap Maidens: Utilize the Demonic Sect's "Dark Tech"—the "Fertilizer of Desire"—to crossbreed and cultivate Demonic Flame herbs in your medicinal garden.

Absurd Yields: If you're lucky, you might grow a "Lao Gan Ma Spirit Mushroom" that boosts your stamina for dual cultivation; if you're unlucky, you might end up with "Cthulhu Tentacles" crawling all over the ground (though Li Wanxing seems to quite enjoy those).

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Automated Harvesting: Send those two male lackeys off to haul manure and water the crops, while you simply kick back in the pavilion, discussing life and dreams with the beautiful maidens.

Tactical Dungeon Crawling: Employ the classic "six-person roster, four-person active squad" rotation. Leverage Yun Che's signature "Dual Ice and Fire" elemental system to utterly obliterate—and pixelate—those curators made of pure white geometric shapes.

Roguelike Randomness: "Sage Mode" causes your Attack Power to plummet, but boosts your Defense to the absolute max (for, as the saying goes: he who desires nothing fears nothing).

Talent Tree Divergence: You can raise her to become a "Champion of Pure Love," or—by utilizing forbidden demonic arts—steer her down the path of "Yandere Corruption."

In this "Harem Survival & Management Sim," you must strike a delicate balance between: the stamina cost of gathering resources, the seasonal cycles of farming, the drop rates within mystical dungeons, and—most critically—the "Possessiveness" meters of your various wives.

Don't let the home front catch fire...