Complete the Tutorial. You won't forget how to play, will you?

Complete Layer 1. That wasn't too tough, was it?

Complete Layer 2. Must've been pretty hot to get that wet.

Complete Layer 3. Better look out, Prince Charming. Whoever you are.

Complete Layer 4. You found the key, was it worth it?

Complete Layer 5. Enjoying yourself?

Complete the Story on Hard. You're definitely enjoying yourself now. I'll give you some space.

Complete the Prologue. If only she knew.

Complete Seraphina. Where can I find a succubus like her? Is there a succubi hotline?

Complete Mush Mush. You helped a mushroom live her best life!

Survive a wave in Endless. Congrats! Woohoo! You're the bestest!

Survive wave 4 in Endless. Yeah, no biggie. I'm just the greatest person ever.

Survive wave 8 in Endless. You have become the master at using one hand!

Activate a total of 100 power-ups. Have you tried going a day without power-ups? I heard they can be addictive.

Activate a total of 200 power-ups. Still take power-ups, huh? When was the last time you went outside?

Activate 3 Health power-ups in a single game. Just a flesh wound. The black knight always triumphs!

Take damage with the Invisibility power-up activated. It's a good thing you were invisible, because that would've been embarrassing.

Survive a total of 30 secret waves. Although, they aren't much of a secret anymore, are they?

Encounter the Quack! wave in Endless. That's a lot of ducks. Why are there so many ducks?

Encounter the hush wave in Endless. They can't hear you if you don't move.

Encounter the ZAP wave in Endless. Ugh, not these. My brain can't handle these.

Encounter the Fate. wave in Endless. While exploring the dungeon, you encounter an abnormally large die. Roll for dexterity.

Encounter the .u.n.l.o.c.k. wave in Endless. I wish there was a key to success. That would make things a lot easier.

Encounter the \\3R80R\\ wave in Endless. \\Funny_description_here.

Encounter the <3 wave in Endless. A heart for every girl who's thinking about you.

Encounter the Mushy. wave in Endless. If eaten, you start seeing giant alien heads.

Earn a total of 5000 points. Points are fun to collect, aren't they? It's fun, right?

Earn a total of 10,000 points. So many points...

Complete the Log Ride Challenge. Who knew cuteness could be so scary?

Complete the Hot Feet Challenge. How many attempts did it take? Don't feel ashamed. You tried your best and that's what matters.

Complete the Sorta Side View Challenge. Mostly used for seeing the 3D character art.

Complete the Minimalism Challenge. Did I make this level because I'm lazy? You will never know.

Complete the High in Space Challenge. Time to go to bed, you've earned it.

Earn your first Upgrade. Yes, I'm very proud of you. Keep it up, kiddo.

Earn 3 Upgrades. Wow! You're doing great, kiddo! I'm still proud of you!

Earn both hearts in the Upgrades. You are loved.

Earn all of the flame Upgrades. You're on fire! You should probably stop, drop, and roll.

Earn all of the power-up Upgrades. Time to take some deep breaths. In. Out. In. Out.

Unlock your first Outfit. Lookin good gurl. Keep it up.

Unlock 3 Outfits. Yes, you are very pretty. Why else would you keep unlocking these Outfits?

Unlock 6 Outfits. You're pretty! Sheesh. How many more times do I have to say it?

Own all of the Outfits. One for every different persona. How much longer are you going to keep it a secret?

Change your Preference. Hmm... am I a nympho or a chubby chaser?

View the Credits. But you don't really care, do you? You just wanted this achievement.

Click on This Achievement to view its description. Easiest achievement ever.