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Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Aw, he got murdered! So hot. (Yes, this is actually a Traditional Bad Ending.)

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Aw, she got exposed! So adorable. (Yes, this is actually a Traditional Bad Ending.)

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Aw, they got brutally murdered! So cute. (Yes, this is actually a Traditional Bad Ending.)

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Aw, he got caught! So cool. (Yes, this is actually a Traditional Bad Ending.)

Oops. That's on you for lying...

Yeah, you're getting out of there.

Welcome back to the Slaughterhouse, loser! We've missed ya.

It's time to get smoked by wildfiresong.

Time to die! Or not. Well. The fate of Luca's buddies are in your hands...

Whoopsies. Luca's pals have kicked the bucket, and you're kinda at fault. Good for you...?

Congrats, y'did it. Luca's pals live to surf another day... for now.

It's not like you wanted one anyway...

Apparently this had belonged to "The Skinner", once ago.

Apparently this had belonged to one of Ronin's... art pieces, once ago.

Apparently this had belonged to someone on... "Devil's Cradle". Or did it?

Apparently this had belonged to a 'piece of shit'.

Call animal... er, organ control? ... Yeah, 's not like anyone else is gonna use this... you might as well.

Angel's self-preservation is not preserving.

You're a star! Well, Angel is. But it's a duo effort, this one.

Yay! If only you could add PR managing a serial killer to your resume...

It's just like playing with Barbies! Well. A serial killer Barbie.

Yeah, so what if a girl wants to play dangerously on the ironic knife's edge?

Yeah, yeah, we know what you are.

Somehow, you've helped V get out of his Mafia rut. Hopefully he puts what you've said to him in practice...

Spreading rumours, spreading lies, spreadin' new serial names. Sure you're not a writer?

Don't get so good at this you go running into another serial killer server. What're we gonna do without ya?

... Guess you really can shape a story, huh?

Hell yeah, it paid off! And you didn't even commission the kill!

Graciously allow Vince and Ai Hua to continue their Serial Making Out in chat. What? You're a romantic.

All grand romances have to be Slightly Toxic for all occasions.

Is it a shock the oleander likes to feed?

Who plans Murder just in Case...? You, duh.

Your coworkers are gonna get a real taste of their own Medicine!

We love you, Ai Hua.

No way, you actually did it.

Look atcha go, grabbing the Sunset Slasher's dreams. Good for you! Maybe he won't kill you after all.

Hunting geese? Not exactly the assignment, but you were never one to play by the rules

God help you.

This was the plan!

This was not the plan.

This is basically you setting the plan on fire.

Jesus, somehow you got yourself adopted by the Sunset Slasher. Congratulations?

If this doesn't win Vince over, you don't know what will.

You're doing it! Playing Mafia like all serials are supposed to.

Ha ha.

Kill Misaki during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

Kill Luca during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

Win the Mafia game with V is for Vigilante. Good job to you, loser!

Lose your game of Mafia. You'll get 'em next time.

Happy Pride...?

Happy Pride from the Slaughterhouse Losers!

What a cute name for a cute rat!

Why is Ronin's snake a pizza topping?

You've witnessed The Butcher's vermin. How viscerally cute!

shall I Say it Again for You Darling

Your serial killer boyfriend's bailing you out of jail. Isn't that crazy?

Happy birthday, Ronin!

Murder can be pretty, too!

Angel can probably make it on her own, but that doesn't mean she can't have your helping hand.

It's beautiful.

You share a birthday with Angel!

Your favorite serial killer's favorite... artist!

Happy birthday, Angel!

You did it! You got the jackdaw.

A slushie and Misaki at Six-Twelve. Feels idyllic.

The danger is well worth it.

Nothing could be more perfect.

You won the pun battle!

Misaki won the pun battle!

Happy birthday, Misaki!

This poor goat is never going to live her name down!

He is with child.

Yeah, those files on Ronin sound pretty gnarly.

Is there anything more romantic than cutting up a corpse with Valentin himself?

V's extremely hot now. Add horns. You might just combust.

Happy birthday, V!

Someone's stealing organs in Elysium. How... curious.

No one's stalking you.

i See you and What You Are. and it Delights me.

Congrats, you conquered the Slaughterhouse!

Gone but not fuckin' forgotten. Think we can still hear your voice, ha.