Valued Contributor
77.7%
You paid your first taxes
In Arrears Achievements
7 achievements
Sudden Cardiac Compliance
55.5%
Your heart couldn’t keep up with the paperwork
Five Years In
22.2%
Survived your first half-decade in the office jungle
A Decade of Excellence
11.1%
Ten years gone, and you still think promotions exist
Fifteen and Fading
0.1%
Fifteen years in the grind. Your soul shows signs of depreciation
Twenty-Year Pension Plan
0.1%
Two decades served. No pension found
Too Old For This
0.1%
You can rest now...