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How Asian Parents went to School Demo

About this game

Reach School, Alive (Optional)

Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.

School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.

Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat

Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.

The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games

The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.

Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends

Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.

Chill...

Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.

Features :

  • Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play

  • Proximity Voice Chat

  • Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues

  • 9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects

  • Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players

  • Snowball Fight - totally not rigged

  • Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies

  • The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride

How Asian Parents went to School Demo

An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar : an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.

Developer

Andy Yeet

Publisher

Kaljag Games

Release Date

15 May, 2026

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