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Helping Hand Achievements

24 achievements

A Show Of Hands icon

A Show Of Hands

30.7%

Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y…

Backhanded By Mom icon

Backhanded By Mom

1.7%

I SAID I’M SORRY MOMMA – I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUUUU!

Biting The Hand That Feeds You icon

Biting The Hand That Feeds You

1.7%

Looks like you pissed off Barbara more than usual… She ain’t coming back for nobody!

Blood On Your Hands icon

Blood On Your Hands

36.7%

Looks like it’s all downhill from here, inmate. Prison life is definitely not the best life.

Butterfingers icon

Butterfingers

59.0%

Oh dear! Looks like you’re gonna be sending out more than just bad vibrations now.

Finger On The Button icon

Finger On The Button

27.7%

NEVER PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!

Finger On The Trigger icon

Finger On The Trigger

1.6%

Hate to say it, but I think you just got JFK’ed… Too soon?

Finger In The Pie icon

Finger In The Pie

15.7%

If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude….

Firsthand Encounter icon

Firsthand Encounter

14.8%

Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain…

Getting Out Of Hand icon

Getting Out Of Hand

10.3%

You drugga! Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel yet?

Getting Your Fingers Burned icon

Getting Your Fingers Burned

23.6%

And your toes, and your feet, and your legs, and your tummy, and your chest, and your neck and your head.

Goes Hand In Hand icon

Goes Hand In Hand

25.7%

Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies!

Hands In Your Pockets icon

Hands In Your Pockets

10.3%

You died before you even started the game. What are you even doing? Nothing, obviously. Wow. Useless.

Heavy Handed icon

Heavy Handed

1.7%

Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way.

Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove icon

Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove

41.3%

Looks like the iron hand has spoken! Death by exorcism for you, Emily Rose!

Lend A Hand icon

Lend A Hand

50.4%

Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone.

Nimble Fingers icon

Nimble Fingers

21.9%

You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes?

Overplay Your Hand icon

Overplay Your Hand

18.7%

Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte.

Receiving Handouts icon

Receiving Handouts

1.7%

Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff!

Right Hand to Chewboiye icon

Right Hand to Chewboiye

43.8%

I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth.

Sit On Your Hands icon

Sit On Your Hands

1.6%

Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs!

Take The Law Into Your Own Hands icon

Take The Law Into Your Own Hands

20.0%

You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump.

The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands icon

The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands

22.8%

Especially when those idle hands are as soft and smooth as yours.

When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing icon

When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing

12.6%

You’ve finally got some company, after all this time!