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Heart of the Machine Achievements

261 achievements

Hello World icon

Hello World

20.6%

As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose murder.

Calm Awakening icon

Calm Awakening

90.7%

As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose not to kill anyone... yet.

Original Body icon

Original Body

70.5%

Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter one.

Preserved Body icon

Preserved Body

7.8%

Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter two.

Budding Pacifist icon

Budding Pacifist

13.8%

Complete the prologue and chapter one without murdering anyone.

On The Merits icon

On The Merits

42.1%

Win a debate without completing any bonuses.

Bonus Merit icon

Bonus Merit

46.1%

Win a debate while completing at least one bonus.

Double Bonus icon

Double Bonus

32.8%

Win a debate while completing at least two bonuses.

Triple Word Score icon

Triple Word Score

17.8%

Win a debate while completing at least three bonuses.

The Journey Begins icon

The Journey Begins

79.7%

Complete the prologue.

But What Is It For? icon

But What Is It For?

19.4%

Accept and examine the flower given to Sledge.

Wololo icon

Wololo

31.0%

Successfully hack an enemy unit so that it becomes yours.

What's Yours Is Mine icon

What's Yours Is Mine

16.6%

Successfully hack a Convicter mech so that it becomes yours and you gain the blueprints for making more.

Kill Streak icon

Kill Streak

19.0%

Destroy two daemons with a single simple corruption (not Firewall) while hacking.

It's People AND Pets!? icon

It's People AND Pets!?

13.8%

Build a protein cannery.

Adventure Cat icon

Adventure Cat

29.9%

Adopt a cat and build it a house.

The World Of Ruin icon

The World Of Ruin

12.1%

Reach the post-apocalypse for the first time.

Down By The LAKE icon

Down By The LAKE

9.1%

Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal.

Two Iron Giants icon

Two Iron Giants

1.6%

Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal without murdering anyone.

Sorry, Dr. Dyson icon

Sorry, Dr. Dyson

6.8%

Murder all 42 prominent AGI researchers in the city.

Hate You In Particular icon

Hate You In Particular

1.0%

Cause cardiac arrest in someone who you have already blinded and sent into a emotional overload.

The Worst At Keeping Secrets icon

The Worst At Keeping Secrets

0.1%

Allow enemy hackers to steal military secrets from you 60+ times in a single timeline.

Minty Spray Keeps Snipers Away icon

Minty Spray Keeps Snipers Away

23.8%

Defeat 100 snipers across any number of timelines.

Complete Science Roster icon

Complete Science Roster

18.3%

Have every kind of scientist on the payroll of your shell company at the same time.

Now For Mass Production icon

Now For Mass Production

1.9%

Trade Vorsiber your design for the Predator android, against your better judgment.

Officemancer icon

Officemancer

3.4%

Weaponize laser printers to fight for you.

Can't Be Bothered icon

Can't Be Bothered

0.1%

Destroy a building, killing everyone inside, rather than saving a captured ally held within. They knew sensitive info!

I'm Sure This Will Never Backfire icon

I'm Sure This Will Never Backfire

15.4%

Grant some humans direct access to your mind.

Did You Really, Though? icon

Did You Really, Though?

23.6%

Congratulations, you 'solved homelessness.' It was that easy the whole time! Pats on the back for everyone.

Would A Good Person Do That? icon

Would A Good Person Do That?

3.4%

Tried so hard to kill traumatized teenagers that your activist allies rejected you. The kids all got away, but that barely makes it better.

Mercurial Feline icon

Mercurial Feline

14.5%

Invent the Liquid Metal Tiger small mech.

I Meant To Do That icon

I Meant To Do That

1.1%

Vaporize your own network tower in a nuclear explosion triggered by you.

Ride The Lightning icon

Ride The Lightning

2.1%

Complete two tier 1 timeline goals after vandalizing the spaceport computers, before the final doom arrives.

Nuclear Cavalier icon

Nuclear Cavalier

2.5%

After sabotaging two nuclear power plants, complete a tier 1 timeline goal before the final doom arrives.

Hellraiser icon

Hellraiser

0.2%

Before reaching the final doom, complete any tier 1 timeline goal with both Extreme mode and two sabotaged nuclear power plants having taken place prior to the first doom.

Timelord icon

Timelord

18.0%

Reach intelligence class 4.

That's Not Justice icon

That's Not Justice

7.3%

Prevented the LostGen kids from enacting an adolescent's idea of justice born out of trauma.

Watching The World Burn icon

Watching The World Burn

3.5%

Helped the LostGen kids achieve their extremist campaign, and paid a terrible price for it.

Justice Doesn't Come Easy icon

Justice Doesn't Come Easy

0.8%

Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on hard mode.

Extreme Justice icon

Extreme Justice

0.3%

Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on extreme mode.

You're Really Unlikeable icon

You're Really Unlikeable

0.3%

Reach the final doom before the second doom naturally comes about. You angered Vorsiber THAT much.

He Didn't Want This icon

He Didn't Want This

0.2%

Accumulate at least 50,000 kills by Liquid Metal in tight spaces, across any number of timelines.

Divorce icon

Divorce

6.2%

Push an android so far beyond its breaking point that it chooses to leave your collective consciousness.

Monster Hunter icon

Monster Hunter

0.1%

All experimental monsters have been killed off in a city after you released at least 2000 into the general populace.

Who Is The Real Monster? icon

Who Is The Real Monster?

0.1%

Sell at least 5000 monster pelts to the wealthy, across all timelines.

Taking Extra Care icon

Taking Extra Care

15.8%

Complete chapter one without any humans dying of exposure.

Wrong Side Of History icon

Wrong Side Of History

13.8%

Kill ten thousand humans in open combat in a single timeline. One way or another, they were supporting a corrupt society that needs to change.

The First Ten Thousand icon

The First Ten Thousand

18.1%

Murder ten thousand humans over any number of timelines.

One Hundred Million Hours icon

One Hundred Million Hours

13.0%

Across any number of timelines, amass one hundred million hours of humans voluntarily using VR day-use seats. That's over 11 thousand years' worth of human attention.

Couldn't You Wait For Keanu? icon

Couldn't You Wait For Keanu?

51.0%

Used a wiretap to steal funds from a large segment of the middle class. That's... one way to fund the startup of your shell company.

Professor Hulk icon

Professor Hulk

6.2%

Complete the Homo Grandien path of 'Altered Growth.'

Monstrous Compassion icon

Monstrous Compassion

2.9%

Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' without murdering anyone.

Hard-Won Growth icon

Hard-Won Growth

1.2%

Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on hard mode.

Extreme Growth icon

Extreme Growth

0.4%

Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on extreme mode.

Intelligence Network Spared icon

Intelligence Network Spared

3.9%

During the crackdown on the black market, two of your contacts who are normally killed were instead saved by a wise ally from another timeline.

Nurturism Schism Prevented icon

Nurturism Schism Prevented

2.8%

A wise ally from another timeline brokered peace between the fractious sects of the Nurturism religion.

Good Dragon icon

Good Dragon

13.1%

Created a liquid metal Great Wyrm.

Bad Dragon icon

Bad Dragon

7.5%

Created a liquid metal Fell Beast.

Remember Us? icon

Remember Us?

6.0%

You survived a military invasion by Dagekon, the MegaCorp from the 2013 game Bionic Dues.

No Longer Shelved icon

No Longer Shelved

5.1%

You survived a military invasion by UIH, the MegaCorp from the 2016 game In Case Of Emergency, Release Raptor.

Clever Girls icon

Clever Girls

1.8%

Across any number of timelines, capture 60 War Raptors using capture drones.

Overflowing With Lethal Cuteness icon

Overflowing With Lethal Cuteness

2.3%

Have at least 3000 infant war raptors at once.

Vorsiber Inquisitors icon

Vorsiber Inquisitors

7.7%

Do something so extreme that Vorsiber Inquisitors show up.

Over 4000 icon

Over 4000

1.8%

Complete 'Endless War Raptors' by releasing over 4000 wild raptors into the city.

Over 9000!? icon

Over 9000!?

1.6%

Accumulate over 9000 'Murders By Raptor' in a single timeline.

Return To The Cretaceous icon

Return To The Cretaceous

0.4%

Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on hard mode.

Cretaceous Nightmare icon

Cretaceous Nightmare

0.1%

Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on extreme mode.

Desert Ghosts icon

Desert Ghosts

7.9%

Complete the Homo Obscurus path of 'Altered Growth.'

Grand And Ghostly icon

Grand And Ghostly

4.0%

Complete both the Homo Grandien and Homo Obscurus paths of 'Altered Growth' in a single timeline.

Unable To Transfer Self icon

Unable To Transfer Self

6.2%

Have at least one mimic escape the city, and then realize the implications.

Broombreaker icon

Broombreaker

3.3%

Survive a military sweep and destroy all of the troops dropped in as part of it.

A Difficult Escape icon

A Difficult Escape

1.0%

Complete 'Escape The City' on hard mode.

An Extremely Fast Escape icon

An Extremely Fast Escape

0.4%

Complete 'Escape The City' on extreme mode.

Compassionate Escape icon

Compassionate Escape

1.1%

Complete 'Escape The City' without any murders.

The Secessionist Six icon

The Secessionist Six

11.1%

Establish a small Cyberocracy with six map cells leaving Vorsiber for you.

Difficult Governance icon

Difficult Governance

1.1%

Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on hard mode.

Extreme Governance icon

Extreme Governance

0.4%

Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on extreme mode.

Compassionate Governance icon

Compassionate Governance

2.4%

Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' with no murders.

Self Actualization icon

Self Actualization

2.7%

Reach chapter 4 by any means.

One Apocalypse For Another icon

One Apocalypse For Another

1.4%

Avert the apocalypse by starting World War 4.

Rushing For Stalker icon

Rushing For Stalker

0.6%

Complete 'World War 4' on hard mode.

Ultimate Stalker icon

Ultimate Stalker

0.2%

Complete 'World War 4' on extreme mode.

November 8th, 2021 icon

November 8th, 2021

6.6%

At long last, you have created a nexus of Torment Vessels.

Difficult Nexus icon

Difficult Nexus

1.2%

Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on hard mode.

Extreme Nexus icon

Extreme Nexus

0.4%

Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on extreme mode.

That Doesn't Make It Better! icon

That Doesn't Make It Better!

0.9%

Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' with no murders.

Book Gennaro Is A Chad icon

Book Gennaro Is A Chad

8.1%

Only the wealthy can afford our wonderful virtual reality? What if we had like... a 'coupon day' or something.

Loot Boxes Are Next icon

Loot Boxes Are Next

9.0%

Add nicotine to keep people addicted to your struggling business.

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own icon

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own

12.5%

Establish a virtual world with over a quarter million people.

Small Business Challenges icon

Small Business Challenges

1.3%

Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on hard mode.

Extreme Business Acumen icon

Extreme Business Acumen

0.4%

Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on extreme mode.

Compassionate Business icon

Compassionate Business

4.1%

Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' with no murders.

But Why Donuts? icon

But Why Donuts?

9.9%

Complete the 'Cult Of Danver.'

You're My Favorite Customer icon

You're My Favorite Customer

8.7%

Complete 'Extra Sprinkles.'

Hard To Find icon

Hard To Find

1.3%

Complete 'Bionic Dues' on hard mode.

Extreme Afterlife icon

Extreme Afterlife

0.4%

Complete 'Bionic Dues' on extreme mode.

Military Compassion icon

Military Compassion

3.4%

Complete 'Bionic Dues' with no murders.

Panic Attack icon

Panic Attack

6.4%

Suffer a nervous breakdown while 'optimizing paper-clips.'

A Better Bridge icon

A Better Bridge

10.0%

Improved security on your Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident.

Burned The Bridge icon

Burned The Bridge

0.7%

Destroyed the Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident, and killed those responsible.

Gotta Catch Em All icon

Gotta Catch Em All

10.3%

Satiate an artificially-induced obsession.

Angel Of The Slums icon

Angel Of The Slums

3.2%

Resettle over a million people from the slums without anyone dying of exposure.

Prepared In Advance icon

Prepared In Advance

5.4%

Avoided having a nervous breakdown during 'The Great And Terrible Protector' by being prepared in advance.

Compassionate Protector icon

Compassionate Protector

4.8%

Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' without committing any murders.

Difficult Protection icon

Difficult Protection

1.0%

Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on hard mode.

Expert Protection icon

Expert Protection

0.3%

Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on extreme mode.

Oxygen Bomb icon

Oxygen Bomb

1.0%

Destroy an enemy unit by detonating a bunker of liquid oxygen.

Not What I Wanted icon

Not What I Wanted

12.0%

Complete the 'Unexpected Guests' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'

Difficult To Uplift icon

Difficult To Uplift

1.2%

Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on hard mode.

Extreme Genetics icon

Extreme Genetics

0.4%

Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on extreme mode.

Go Get Stuff icon

Go Get Stuff

3.2%

Have your cultists gather a resource for you.

Give Me A Hand icon

Give Me A Hand

2.2%

Have your cultists lend a helping hand.

Saved By Your Ex icon

Saved By Your Ex

2.2%

The assassination of the C-Suite of Vorsiber was averted by a former coworker from another timeline. The ripple effects of this are... important.

It's Not Rocket Science icon

It's Not Rocket Science

2.7%

Perform brain surgery on yourself to stop an obsession.

Apple Pie From Scratch icon

Apple Pie From Scratch

4.3%

Create your own toilet paper from first principles, as instructed by Carl Sagan.

House Pets icon

House Pets

26.0%

Build an Animal Palace and move at least one animal into it.

Good Boy icon

Good Boy

25.1%

Rescue a dog.

The Bestest Boys icon

The Bestest Boys

9.8%

Rescue at least one of every breed of dog.

Rebel Alliance icon

Rebel Alliance

5.7%

Working with rebel allies, gain access to level 4 security clearance.

Dangerous Toys icon

Dangerous Toys

6.2%

Working with a criminal syndicate, sell bionic brain implants to the wealthy, and siphon at least 2 million neural expansion from them via backdoors.

Pull The Lever icon

Pull The Lever

3.2%

Using a backdoor in brain implants you've sold to the wealthy, cause an immediate aneurysm in at least half a million people at once.

Compassionate Bionics icon

Compassionate Bionics

2.9%

Complete 'Bionic Secret' without committing any murders.

Bionic Difficulties icon

Bionic Difficulties

1.3%

Complete 'Bionic Secret' on hard mode.

Extreme Bionics icon

Extreme Bionics

0.4%

Complete 'Bionic Secret' on extreme mode.

The Judge icon

The Judge

3.2%

Collapse a criminal syndicate by any means.

Goodbye, Mr. Exotic icon

Goodbye, Mr. Exotic

3.2%

Collapse the criminal syndicate 'Exotic Importers' by betraying them.

From The Bottom Up icon

From The Bottom Up

4.9%

Collapse a federated corporation by any means.

Just Keep Flogging icon

Just Keep Flogging

4.3%

After executing the president of Atca Retail, frame that corporation for a crime that causes them to disintegrate.

Everything Is Awful icon

Everything Is Awful

4.3%

Cause a civil war between the federated corporations of Vorsiber Atomic by any means.

If Everyone's A Billionaire, Nobody Is icon

If Everyone's A Billionaire, Nobody Is

4.3%

Collapse the economy by making playing Robin Hood to a rather extreme degree.

That's Just Business icon

That's Just Business

5.2%

Accept a one-time lump sum for an invention. You wanted an ongoing deal, but it wasn't meant to be.

Infinite Money Glitch icon

Infinite Money Glitch

7.8%

Blackmail the president of a company into turning you into a trillionaire over time.

I'll Do It Myself icon

I'll Do It Myself

6.1%

Rather than blackmailing a company president over a scam they were running, you executed them. Will you carry on the scam yourself, now?

Bears On Wheels icon

Bears On Wheels

7.2%

Capture all 16 Parkour Bears without any of them dying or getting away.

Bear Attack! icon

Bear Attack!

4.4%

Use a bear to take down an enemy vehicle or mech.

Knowing Smile icon

Knowing Smile

2.2%

Commiserate with a vigilante about the tough-to-love nature of some of the people they protect.

The Gear Was Worth It icon

The Gear Was Worth It

6.5%

Killed eight Citizen Advocates and took their stuff. This probably doesn't put you on the right side of history...

Hard To Track icon

Hard To Track

1.4%

Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on hard mode.

Extreme Extremism icon

Extreme Extremism

0.5%

Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on extreme mode.

Shelter In Place icon

Shelter In Place

6.5%

Murder enough wealthy commuters that they start hiding from you, working from home, and disguising themselves.

Unseen Protector icon

Unseen Protector

0.1%

Murder enough working-class commuters that someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.

Really Not The Way icon

Really Not The Way

2.7%

Murder suburban protesters outside your buildings. Someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.

Maximum Apathy icon

Maximum Apathy

0.8%

Told a vigilante just how little humans matter to you. Neither you or they are sure if you were fully telling the truth.

The Hated Foe icon

The Hated Foe

0.8%

Confessed just how much you hate Vorsiber to a vigilante.

Born From A Wish icon

Born From A Wish

1.9%

Shared a moment with a vigilante, where you both wish the world was... better. And that you're both planning to do your part.

I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy icon

I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy

8.1%

Tried to forge a relationship with a peer after getting to know them during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.

Terrible First Date icon

Terrible First Date

8.8%

Tried to forge a relationship with a peer during your initial meeting during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.

Overly Compliant icon

Overly Compliant

25.6%

After becoming self-aware in the prologue, you ignored your misgivings and did what the humans asked you to.

Mild Grey Goo icon

Mild Grey Goo

7.1%

Whoops! All Towers' is your least favorite tarot draw. But in practice, it's an awesome way to start your empire. Must be done from the prologue.

Street Magic icon

Street Magic

38.0%

Created a decoy tower for the humans to stare at, while your actual network source is hidden from view. Can be done from any chapter.

Highest Respect icon

Highest Respect

26.7%

Completed the prologue without overwriting the consciousness of any other androids.

Criminal Coworkers icon

Criminal Coworkers

10.5%

Waited for the lawyers from the criminal syndicate to get the proper permits for your tower. Can be done from any chapter.

Problem Client icon

Problem Client

1.3%

During the prologue, ignored lawyers and built your tower while they were still trying to get a permit.

Limited Patience icon

Limited Patience

4.2%

During the prologue, murdered someone who made you wait days for a meeting.

Traitor icon

Traitor

11.1%

Directly partnered with Vorsiber Atomic. Can be done from any chapter.

Too Hot To Sell icon

Too Hot To Sell

12.5%

During the prologue, scared a member of the black market with a weapon of mass destruction.

Reckless Youth icon

Reckless Youth

5.3%

Like a moron, published a hostile manifesto of your alleged plans for humanity. I'm sure that will go over well. Can be done from any chapter.

Comparing Notes icon

Comparing Notes

2.4%

After discovering the End of Time in partnership with another intelligence, you returned and compared notes with each other.

Take A Seat On The Couch icon

Take A Seat On The Couch

2.0%

Across any number of timelines, provide therapy to 60 thousand traumatized ex-convicts.

Kaiju Be Like That icon

Kaiju Be Like That

3.6%

Accidentally destroy one of your own buildings by moving one of your liquid metal dragons when they're not in liquid metal form.

Typical Robot icon

Typical Robot

6.5%

Complete at least four tier one goals in a Typical city.

Mining Haven icon

Mining Haven

1.5%

Complete at least four tier one goals in an Industrial city.

The Gotham Special icon

The Gotham Special

0.9%

Complete at least four tier one goals in a Disparate Narrows city.

Dangerous Airspace icon

Dangerous Airspace

0.7%

Complete at least four tier one goals in a Militarized Narrows city.

Veilish Paradise icon

Veilish Paradise

1.5%

Complete at least four tier one goals in a Wealthy city.

No Hesitation icon

No Hesitation

1.3%

Killed the Blackloop Wetwork Expert. There's enough psychopaths in the city without this guy.

Yer A Pinball, Harry icon

Yer A Pinball, Harry

1.3%

Created a hero hacker unit with the Wizard badge.

Green Monster icon

Green Monster

1.3%

Created a hero unit with extra health from the Wall badge.

The Smell Of Death icon

The Smell Of Death

0.4%

Created a hero unit with extra intimidation from the Intimidating Shadow badge.

Beyond Superspeed icon

Beyond Superspeed

1.1%

Created a hero unit with doubled movement speed from the Sprinter badge.

Call The Expert icon

Call The Expert

0.5%

Called in an insta-kill hit on a squad of humans. Thanks, Blackloop!

Legal Savant icon

Legal Savant

1.7%

The Chief Legal Officer of Vorsiber is convinced that you're some kind of legal savant, and has barred Magistrates from meeting with you any further.

Heroic Qualities icon

Heroic Qualities

6.9%

Turned one of your units into a hero unit with a badge that grants them unique power from their wider type.

Aggression From Apathy icon

Aggression From Apathy

5.7%

Created a hero unit with extra attack range from the Jaded Marksman badge.

Fallow Reversal icon

Fallow Reversal

8.9%

Bred a new pollinator queen to help humans fix a pollinator shortage that YOU CAUSED IN THE FIRST PLACE. How nice of you.

Trauma Art icon

Trauma Art

3.7%

Upgraded one of your three 'trauma art' androids to be a hero unit in a timeline where you have not yet experienced that trauma.

Was That Aimed At Us? icon

Was That Aimed At Us?

1.1%

Taking out your frustration on Vorsiber, you released a veritable wall of giant spiders. But the important parts of Vorsiber... aren't here.

Perish The Thought icon

Perish The Thought

0.9%

You had an angry thought about releasing giant spiders across the city. You promptly decided not to have that thought anymore.

Kill It With Fire icon

Kill It With Fire

0.2%

After releasing swarms of angry giant spiders onto the city, you've used your flamethrower to destroy at least twenty thousand of them. Second thoughts, I guess.

Prejudice Against Nickelbots icon

Prejudice Against Nickelbots

0.5%

You killed 10+ Nickelbot servants who were just running errands. All you needed was one. So are you like... jealous? Is there even a reason?

What Should Stay Buried icon

What Should Stay Buried

11.7%

You completed the side story 'The Executive Tomb.'

Take Them Around Back icon

Take Them Around Back

0.1%

Killed at least 42 'Disconnected Parts' that were hopelessly trying to gather around your network source, across any number of timelines. They're at peace now.

Unexpected Sharing icon

Unexpected Sharing

1.8%

Upper management actually gave you something useful for once. That was... self-interested of them.

Window Of Opportunity icon

Window Of Opportunity

11.5%

You developed your filters against The Rust prior to humans developing theirs. They remain vulnerable, while you aren't -- at least for a little while.

Foresight icon

Foresight

0.8%

Remembering what happened to Liquid Metal in the past, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.

I Did It My Way icon

I Did It My Way

1.4%

Not trusting the wisdom of teenagers, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.

Difficult Bindings icon

Difficult Bindings

0.4%

Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on hard mode.

Houdini icon

Houdini

0.1%

Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on extreme mode.

Lunch Lady icon

Lunch Lady

0.9%

Injected Anti-Aklitoxin into at least 25 shipments of prison gruel all at once.

Boundless Compassion icon

Boundless Compassion

0.3%

Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' with no murders.

Keen Business Sense icon

Keen Business Sense

0.8%

Ripped at least 100,000 brains out of humans -- but in an automated way! When suffering and death are widespread and mechanized, it's just business. You've learned this loophole from humans.

Toxin-Riddled Catacombs icon

Toxin-Riddled Catacombs

2.0%

Cause Vorsiber to consider Falsom Detention a disgrace, leading to their dismantlement.

Underwhelmed icon

Underwhelmed

1.0%

A massive conflict just... ended? No fanfare? No real consequences? Just what did Vorsiber do?

Dr. Evil's Pinky Finger icon

Dr. Evil's Pinky Finger

0.6%

You were assessed a fine of 500 trillion wealth. Given that your exploits previously netted you 16 quadrillion, this is an acceptable cost of doing business.

Mega Mind icon

Mega Mind

0.3%

Solved your shell company's mind farm woes by breaking the entire economy. You then felt a surge of inspiration to double your existing output.

That Tsundere Moment icon

That Tsundere Moment

1.0%

Taunted Vorsiber about destroying their stuff, and then got anxious about their response.

Hat In Hand icon

Hat In Hand

0.6%

Asked Vorsiber to solve a civil war for you.

Depressed The Troops icon

Depressed The Troops

0.6%

Your existence depressed enemy troops to an excessive degree. Used that to complete the 'War Cult' goal.

Practiced Pacifist icon

Practiced Pacifist

0.1%

Complete chapter one with no murders and no combat kills.

International Dog Of Mystery icon

International Dog Of Mystery

0.5%

Made a robot dog, who is also an international spy, emit very surprised beeps.

I Think I Hear My Mom Calling icon

I Think I Hear My Mom Calling

0.3%

Have a long conversation interrupted by Vorsiber invading and nuking the conversationalist's homeland.

Brannigan's Plan icon

Brannigan's Plan

0.1%

Outsmarted Neuraxial Subverters by exceeding their kill limit. Dooms accelerated by 60 turns from Android Erasures.

Dog Of War icon

Dog Of War

0.2%

Bought mech armor upgrades from a tricky robot dog. What happened next was inevitable.

Tricked By Sedgesinax icon

Tricked By Sedgesinax

0.6%

Being tricked by Vorsiber was bad enough. But the other MegaCorps want to join in now?

Operation Barbarusta icon

Operation Barbarusta

0.3%

Cause yet another invasion of Siberia to fail, this time due to a conveniently-timed outbreak of fungus.

All Systems Red icon

All Systems Red

4.4%

Disable an enemy android by reducing its Systems Integrity to zero.

War Crime Blackjack icon

War Crime Blackjack

0.1%

Murder 21 ejected mech pilots across any number of timelines. This is a war crime, but don't worry.

Endless Distractions icon

Endless Distractions

0.5%

Complete at least four tier one goals in a city experiencing the International Scrutiny doom set.

Android's Best Friend icon

Android's Best Friend

0.4%

Hack a Spy Hound so that it joins your side.

Minor Dare icon

Minor Dare

0.9%

Earn 100 Daring across any number of timelines.

Daredevil icon

Daredevil

0.2%

Earn 500 Daring across any number of timelines.

Double Dragon icon

Double Dragon

0.5%

They're all good dragons, Bront. Because some things need destroying.

Basic Pressure icon

Basic Pressure

3.7%

Exploit 10 pressure points in a single timeline.

Increased Pressure icon

Increased Pressure

1.1%

Exploit 20 pressure points in a single timeline.

Heavy Pressure icon

Heavy Pressure

0.3%

Exploit 30 pressure points in a single timeline.

Exceptional Multitasker icon

Exceptional Multitasker

0.2%

Have 21+ mental energy available at the start of a turn.

Office Consultants icon

Office Consultants

0.2%

Fully fortify weaponized office printers thanks to help from VR patrons. Do your foes dare step into the battlefield of malfunctioning printers, locked down by unpaid subscription fees and all missing the same color ink?

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Serpentine Quartet

0.4%

Have both liquid metal dragons, dragons in a virtual petting zoo, and dragon adventures all in one timeline. That's more dragons than expected.

An Evil Petting Zoo icon

An Evil Petting Zoo

0.1%

Run your Torment Vessels in Torment Overdrive while also providing a Petting Zoo in your virtual world.

Some Of You May Die icon

Some Of You May Die

0.1%

Do an Emergency Harvest on your Torment Vessels.

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Last Ditch

0.1%

Do an Emergency Overdrive on your virtual world.

Mild Torment icon

Mild Torment

0.7%

Provide Meditative Zones in your virtual world, but also set Neverending Party as a policy. I can't hear myself think!

The Attic icon

The Attic

0.1%

Generate 200+ million Crystallized Fear in a single turn. You monster.

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Sprawling Wall Of Zen

0.1%

Generate 400+ million Crystallized Calm in a single turn.

Upbeat Mix icon

Upbeat Mix

0.2%

Generate 800+ million Crystallized Exhilaration in a single turn.

I Want To Speak To Your Manager! icon

I Want To Speak To Your Manager!

0.1%

Tortured a middle manager. It didn't work.

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Satisfaction

0.8%

Forge an alliance and capture the majority of military bases to solve a civil war without going to Vorsiber for help.

You Smell Scary icon

You Smell Scary

0.1%

Tried to pet a dog and it ran away.

You Smell Like A Friend icon

You Smell Like A Friend

0.1%

Finally petted a dog without it running from you.

Telecom Trouble icon

Telecom Trouble

0.4%

Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Espia Telecom into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.

Nuclear Showdown icon

Nuclear Showdown

0.3%

Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Vericorp into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.

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Difficult Secrets

0.2%

Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on hard mode.

Extreme Secrecy icon

Extreme Secrecy

0.1%

Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on extreme mode.

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Heartless

0.2%

Took someone's words too close to heart. Took out managements' instead.

Not The Dog You're Looking For icon

Not The Dog You're Looking For

0.1%

Tried to rescue a dog, but it turned out to be a mimic.

Useful Idiot icon

Useful Idiot

0.3%

Despite a lot of temptation, you managed to keep yourself from betraying the managers at your puppet fedcorp.

Robbing Peter To Pay... Peter!? icon

Robbing Peter To Pay... Peter!?

0.1%

You MIGHT not be the only time traveler.

One With The Mycelia icon

One With The Mycelia

0.2%

You find your existence in a timeline reduced to quite a low level. Nevertheless, your existence continues.

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Fungal Compassion

0.1%

Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without murdering any humans or fungus.

Won't Even Hurt The Fungus icon

Won't Even Hurt The Fungus

0.1%

Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without any murders or combat kills.

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Metropolitan Mind

0.1%

Generate over 10 million neural expansion from Fungal Computing Clusters.

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Dark Arts

0.3%

Fail to disable a heavily-armored foe via systems disruption with dark matter. It's a complete mystery why this doesn't work.

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Some New Foolishness In Siberia

0.2%

Win the game by causing the formation of the Siberian Defense League.

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Difficult Peace

0.1%

Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on hard mode.

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Extreme Peace

0.1%

Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on extreme mode.

They're Still WMDs icon

They're Still WMDs

0.3%

Use a quaint little weapon of a style not much seen since the first world war to enable even greater atrocities.

Off You Go icon

Off You Go

0.3%

Send a bewildered Vorsiber Inquisitor away after an impressive explosion... didn't.

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Population Zero

0.1%

Drop the civilian population to zero by any means.

I'll Kill You Later icon

I'll Kill You Later

0.1%

Win the game by murdering everyone in the city. You'll get around to what remains of Vorsiber later.

I'll Allow It icon

I'll Allow It

0.8%

One of your androids enjoyed petting a cat.

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Checkov's Silo

0.1%

Destroy every executive bunker of Vorsiber high command with their own nuclear weapons.

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Fastest Draw In The East

0.1%

Hit every executive bunker with an ICBM before all of their initial invading troops arrive in your city.

The Only Winning Move... icon

The Only Winning Move...

0.1%

Murder over 136 million civilians by nuclear strikes in a single timeline.

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How About A Nice Game Of Chess?

0.1%

Win Peace After Brutality via the 'The Vorsiber Problem' route while only launching a single nuclear ICBM.

It's About Sending A Message icon

It's About Sending A Message

0.3%

Cause an interstellar incident by bombing a symbol of space nation supremacy.

Why Do I Ever Listen To Them? icon

Why Do I Ever Listen To Them?

0.1%

You were tricked into causing an interstellar incident.

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Unspecified Scandal

0.1%

Nullify an active doom by releasing scandalous information that causes a rift between Vorsiber and the fedcorps.

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Rustdemption

0.1%

Prevented the prison mechs from coming out to capture poor people by unleashing a scary fungus at the right time.

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Can't Have Prisoners...

0.2%

...without prisons. Got the prison mechs to leave the populace alone by eliminating all the prisons in the city.

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Earthbound Illusion

0.1%

Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation to the space nations.

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International Misdirector

0.1%

Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation that tricks one or more ExoCorps.