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Grand Theft Timeline

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Pull a time travel heist with your friends. Operate a makeshift time travel machine to traverse the timeline with 200+ buttons, then arrive at a time era, explore it, find the valuable, and steal it. Just don't get stranded and become part of the timeline yourself. 1-8 players.

  • You and your friends built a time machine — humanity's greatest invention. And you're using it to rob people who haven't invented police yet.

  • It's an online co-op game where you pile into a homemade time machine — a wall of about four hundred buttons none of you fully understand — pick a year, and go steal from it. Any year. All of them.

  • The time machine has just about 200 buttons and your friend is pressing all of them to find out what each one does.

  • So you drop into 1503 and lift the Mona Lisa off the wall while it's still just some painting nobody's heard of. You rob a pharaoh's tomb with the mummy still in it. You slip into 2009 and quietly mine a few thousand Bitcoin back when it's worth nothing — the only patient crime four idiots will ever pull off. You steal a dinosaur egg, which goes exactly as well as it sounds, because the mother is the size of a bus and she watched you do it.

  • And it just keeps escalating. You rob the Titanic — and you've got until the iceberg to get out. You clean out a cult in 1990 and take everything they own, which they were going to give away anyway. You jump to the future and steal an actual spaceship. Eventually you stop robbing history and start robbing fiction — yeah, you can go grab the Infinity Stones, and no, the big purple guy is not happy about it.

  • But here's the thing about a time machine: it leaves with whoever's inside it. So when the guards close in and the jump window starts to shut, your best friend is already in the seat — holding all the loot, watching you sprint — deciding whether to wait. He does not wait. "We left Kevin in 1340. He'll figure it out."

  • It's called GRAND THEFT TIMELINE.

  • Rob the timeline with your friends. Just don't become part of it yourself.

  • Think about it like Lethal Company (Dungeon Crawler / Extraction with Friends) but through many different time eras, each one with its own loot and challenges.

Grand Theft Timeline

Pull a time travel heist with your friends. Operate a makeshift time travel machine to traverse the timeline with 200+ buttons, then arrive at a time era, explore it, find the valuable, and steal it. Just don't get stranded and become part of the timeline yourself. 1-8 players.

Developer

REAL PLAYERS

Publisher

REAL PLAYERS

Release Date

08 July, 2026

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