Egg Simulator

A Center for Ants?

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Forgotten Sorority

Private Club

Rogue Guild

Covert Consortium

Secret Society

Shadow Syndicate

New Goat Order

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

401(K.O.)

Real Buoy

Cannibanana

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Streaking

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Nasty!

Where is it?

Don't touch the servers

French Fika

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Car Cave

Black Market

San Angora: Become Human

Club Mohair

Goat Queen

Into the Matrix

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

[REDACTED]

Crocsquatch

Welcome to Earth

I Watched the Intro

What a Waste of Money

Certified Fresh

G.O.A.T.

Try Hard 2

Synchronization Complete

You Trusted Your Instincts

Reach the Stratosphere

Move! That! Bus!

Daredevil

It's All a Simulation

Lousy References

Hell of a Ride

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Sit through the whole history documentary

I Love History

Wow, Such Instincts

This Took Half My Life

Gastroscopy

Goat Got Brains

Ultrasonic Speedy

Appliance in Disguise

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

So Aerodynamic

Dr. Pheelsgood

You Gotta Licket to Ride

Crash Course

Dude, where's my square car?

Maximus Instinctus

Marathon Rider

Vault 55

Deliciously Disgusting

Daredevil of the Wasteland

Live Free and Try Hard

Utopia

Wheels of Fortune

Pilgor's baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new (at least on Steam), totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist. Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams. <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.poster.avif?t=1766166445" width=616 height=296 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.webm?t=1766166445" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.mp4?t=1766166445" type="video/mp4"></video> If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits. <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.poster.avif?t=1766166445" width=616 height=296 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.webm?t=1766166445" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.mp4?t=1766166445" type="video/mp4"></video> Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come! <img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/193513ca705f8fe9130042569403d20d.avif?t=1766166445" width=616 height=346 /> KEY FEATURES: - You can be a goat - You can be a goat… on Steam! - Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op - No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone! - Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care - We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak - They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?) - They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids? <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.poster.avif?t=1766166445" width=616 height=296 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.webm?t=1766166445" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/850190/extras/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.mp4?t=1766166445" type="video/mp4"></video> DISCLAIMER: Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you. NOTES: * Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users! ** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling. *** False alarm, this one is actually true.

Goat Simulator 3

Goat Simulator 3 Achievements