Very Boring Hamlet
0.1%
Choose all the paths that end with.... the classic tale of Hamlet. You rebel.
Girl Werewolf Hamlet Saves Christmas Achievements
50 achievements
Everybody Lives
12.5%
Beat the game with literally everyone still alive.
L Got A W
0.1%
Laeretes killed Claudius in Act V.
Avenge My Father's Death, Meat Shield!
0.1%
Killed Claudius *with* Polonius.
Thoughts Stay Below
0.1%
Killed Claudius in the Church.
Alex Garland HATES This Acheev!
12.5%
Elsinore was fractured as Civil War broke out.
Two Kids Both Alike in Dignity
12.5%
Team up with Fortinbras.
Die by the Sword
12.5%
Hamlet led her people into battle.
Very Cosmic Hamlet
12.5%
Just straight up dodged responsibility by reality hopping.
Multiclass
0.1%
Convinced Laeretes to become a wizard.
What the Dickens????
12.5%
Discovered a terrible secret.
Disco Elysium But Good
12.5%
Do something that your Inner Monologue tells you to do.
Classic Hamlet Romance
12.5%
Romanced Ophelia.
Boy Next Door
12.5%
Romanced Horatio.
Classic Hamlet Romance?
12.5%
Romanced Laeretes.
Poly I
12.5%
Romance both Ophelia and Horatio.
Poly II
0.1%
Romance both Laeretes and Horatio.
Be Gay, Do Crimes.
0.1%
Romanced Ophelia and killed Claudius.
Not Peter Falk
0.1%
Tell everyone that Claudius is a murderer.
Holiday Mascot
12.5%
Saved the holiday!
I Am Become Destroyer of Holidays
12.5%
Did not save a holiday.
Likes to Watch
12.5%
Saw all possible mini-scenes.
Bruh
0.1%
Gain a loyalty point with Laeretes and then immediately screw that up.
Speedrun: Hamlet
0.1%
Skipped all the mini-scenes.
No Notes, All Murder
0.1%
Start plotting Claudius' death before collecting any evidence against him.
Readjustment: Spine of the Play
12.5%
Skip a main scene entirely.
We Crazytown Now, Fam
25.0%
Completely screwed up the original text of Hamlet beyond repair.
Werewolf Hunter
12.5%
Started a new game specifically to hunt achievements, and got one!
Daniel Akroyd
12.5%
Flirt with Laeretes while pretending to be a ghost.
I Do Not, Apparently, Ophelia Pain
0.1%
You broke Ophelia's heart.
Post-Civilization Youth Cult on a Boat
0.1%
Recruit all possible allies in Act IV and V.
They Did the Mash
0.1%
Resurrected the dead..... but didn't do it well.
Same Bat Time
12.5%
Hopped dimensions and then started a New Game.
The Multiverse Bullsh*t
12.5%
Killed Claudius in every possible timeline.
Quantum Hamlet
25.0%
Broke the OG text of Hamlet, yet for some reason, you're still picking vanilla choices.
Two Dollars
0.1%
Win the Bi-Sleigh Championship.
Ending: F Class
12.5%
You had your pick of endings, and you chose the most basic one. You chose the OG text route.
Everybody Lives+
12.5%
Polonius did not die.
Galaxy Brain Hamlet
0.1%
You got two conflicting flags!
The Implication
12.5%
Had a heart-to-heart chat with Fortinbras in Act IV.
Palpable Hit
12.5%
Won the Fencing Match.
The Con Science of a King
25.0%
During the play, portray Claudius as a person and not a monster.
Sibling Rivalry
0.1%
Ophelia fought her brother.
Murder Training Wheels
12.5%
Reached Act V in Woke Mode.
Murder Horny
25.0%
Reached Act V in Broke Mode.
There are Always Two
0.1%
Claudius and Laeretes ruled together.
Girlboss Not Gatekeep'd
12.5%
Ophelia became queen.
Sins of the Fathers
0.1%
Go to war with Fortinbras.
Hop and Bop
12.5%
Got Claudius' Best Ending.
The 50th Acheevo
12.5%
You got Hamlet's Worst Ending.