At no point were any weapons purchased specifically for the purposes of velociraptor control. No large standardised shipments for the guard retinue or anything like that. All the same, weapons started to appear on the island.

It turns out doing the same thing repeatedly will result in different results. It was still kind of insane though.

All employees should attend the Small Firearms Starter Training and Forcefield Refresher Training sessions

It was most certainly that fellow which I don't like, your honour. The Defence rests. Can I get some lunch in here please?

Jenny was born in Lyon, France, so it makes perfect grammatical sense to accuse her like this. You have my permission to update the wiki with this information, but nothing else.

Helen doesn't actually want a new job. She's very comfortable in her current role and she likes the freedom and exotic locale. She just likes to know she has options.

Tony has killed one person on the island in the past twenty four hours. The job was actually pretty sloppy and not an indicator of his usual professionalism. Luckily...

Taking random actions in life is what led me to this point in my life, and so it makes sense that i should get some kind of merit for continuing this status quo. It is entirely possible that my life has no meaning.

Let's not fool ourselves. You forced yourself to get this achievement. I'm glad you like the game enough to go around 100%ing it. Could i have some money please? You look like the type who would cave to such requests.

I'm guessing you got this one after a few replays. I think at the start i was generally planning to have a larger garden maze section, but this is what we ended up with.

This one took effort on your part. Stupid effort. But effort none the less. Well done. Truly an achievement.

Naked Raptor was never shunned by its peers. Wizard Raptor only got the hat today. Reception Raptor was able to beat Adrian's high score on Tetris within a few minutes. Scaraptor only received his burns in the last hour. All fed well today.

This ending takes no inspiration from any other sources. It is a wholly original work generated entirely within my own brain. I never even heard of some gun cat man with an amazing moustache. Shut up. Leave me alone.

Get others eaten by Scaraptor without scarring her face.