Heal a follower on an Escort Quest. No, not *that* kind of 'escort'.

Whilst dressed as an Assassin, be silent but deadly.

Perform a headshot with a Crossbow whilst dressed as a woman wearing a beard and the Redhead Wig.

Use the power of mind control on an enemy, and have them kill one of their allies.

Use an "Ages of..." Potion with a combat multiplier of 20 or more.

...Into your face! Express your feelings through the medium of Frying Pan.

Defeat Whisper in a battle without losing any health.

Give a Troll a taste of its own medicine.

Summon a powerful creature to fight by your side.

Hit 3 enemies simultaneously with a single flourish like you're a real swinger.

Find all 30 silver keys. In unrelated news; the Fable Anniversary Strategy guide is available now!

The Bowerstone Teacher is on the lookout for Hero Dolls, help him find them!

The children in Bowerstone have no books to read! You don't want illiterate children, do you?

Open your first Silver Key Chest to reveal the amazing surprise inside!

Some weapons are Legendary, and we feel it's worth you collecting at least 10 of them.

Treat yourself to a beard, haircut and tattoo, the 'Toupée And Tattoo Society' demands it.

Level up a complete abilities tree, be it Strength, Skill or Will.

Earn enough Renown to be known in Albion as "Legendary".

Complete all 8 rounds of the Arena without taking a break.

Complete a truly heroic feat.

Every tall oak tree needs to have its acorn moment, this is yours.

Graduate from the Heroes Guild to become a real Hero.

Pay a visit to Orchard Farm to see if you can be of help or hindrance.

Find the whereabouts of your sister, she's very important to the future of Albion.

There's something going on in Knothole Glade under a full moon. Cliché? Never.

Take on the might of everything that Albion has to offer. Well, almost everything…

Rescue the Archaeologist, and find the secret entrance into Bargate Prison.

Go fishing and digging in a graveyard, as if it's a completely normal thing to do.

Now it's your mother that has gone missing, so it's time to find her too. Families, who needs 'em?

Would you kindly rid Albion of its greatest traitor.

From the Void to the Guild, it's time to fight the big bad guy.

Travel to the Northern Wastes, because it sounds like just the place you'd want to visit.

Few things are smarter in Albion than a talking stone door, so imagine a door that knows the YMCA.

Behind the Bronze Gate lies your destiny, and all it needs is the death of your closest allies.

It's time to defeat the super awesome boss, the one you will see if you unlock this achievement.

Become holier than Avo, or more evil than Skorm!

Learn one of each spell type, or own one of each weapon type.

Win 1st prize in the Fisherman's competition, or complete the boast for doing any quest naked.

Become the Fist Fighter's World Champion, or win the Chicken Hat in the Chicken Kicking Competition.

Pull the sword from the stone, or earn the top prize in the Archery Competition.

Donate a total of 100,000 Gold to the Temple of Avo, or sacrifice 10 people to the Chapel of Skorm.

Open all the Demon Doors, or show a closed Demon Door what you think of it.

Show all available witnesses a trophy in the trophy mini-game, or decorate your home with a trophy.

Make a profit from selling to a trader, or steal an item using the "Steal" expression from a trader.

Eat a Moonfish in Bowerstone during the day, or a Golden Carrot at night.

Reach the maximum of your chosen attractiveness; ugly or beautiful!

Receive a gift from your spouse, or flirt with an admirer in front of your spouse.

Drink until you vomit, or 'help' a friendly villager get drunk.

Visit every region (excluding Demon Doors), or increase your waistline so that you don't have to.

Earn 10,000 Gold from property rental, or die.