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Drunkard Simulator

About this game

Multiplayer will be included in Early Access. The demo is single-player only.

Make Bad Choices!

A physics-based sandbox comedy game where you are the disaster.

Drink, stumble, steal, and smash your way through an open neighborhood where bad decisions turns into unforgettable chaos. The world reacts, physics take over, and every dumb idea becomes a story you won’t remember tomorrow.

Lose control, unlock absurd abilities, and turn your surroundings into your personal playground - solo or with your drinking buddies.

A Sandbox Built for Chaos

This is a fully open, physics-driven sandbox where nearly everything can be picked up or stolen.

Carry a full barbecue grill down the street.
Climb rooftops.
Ride a stolen shopping cart straight into disaster.

If you can lift it, drag it, throw it, or crash it... it’s fair game.

Drink, Survive, Escalate

Drinking isn’t just cosmetic - it’s a survival system.

Your BAC affects:

  • Movement

  • Balance

  • Decision-making

  • What ridiculous actions you can pull off

The drunker you get, the more chaotic (and powerful) you become… but staying upright gets harder. Push your limits or face the consequences of gravity and bad judgment.

Will You Become a Local Legend?

Wreak havoc, pull off legendary stunts, drive drunk, and make sure the NPCs never forget your drunken adventures. No consequences, no regrets—just a whole lot of chaos.


Grab a (virtual) drink, stumble into the unknown, and make a glorious mess in the ultimate sandbox of drunken stupidity! 

Features

  • Do Stupid Things

  • Multiplayer Mayhem

  • Fully Open Map

  • Survival Stats (BAC)

  • Interact with Everything

  • Character Customization

  • Moonshine Brewing

  • Fist Fighting

  • In-Game Economy

  • Drunken Expression

  • Drunk Cooking

Achievements

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Six Star, Sixteen Feet

Six Star, Sixteen Feet

0.1%

Discover the huge Golden Cut Six bottle.

Sisu in Supersize

Sisu in Supersize

0.1%

Find the massive Finnish Sisu salmiac vodka bottle.

Holy Bottle, Unholy Size

Holy Bottle, Unholy Size

0.1%

Discover the huge Holy Water vodka bottle.

Colossal Collection

Colossal Collection

0.1%

Find every giant hidden bottle in the map.

Spruce Tears, Lumberjack Size

Spruce Tears, Lumberjack Size

0.2%

Find the oversized Tears of frontier spruce pirtu bottle.

Drunkard Simulator

Drink. Stumble. Cause chaos. Drunkard Simulator lets you turn your neighborhood into a boozy playground of impulsive stunts and slapstick mayhem.

Developer

PostHuman Interactive

Publisher

PostHuman Interactive

Release Date

26 January, 2026

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