Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.

5 PM. Time to make some beer money.

Have a sip. What can go wrong?

Onward and upward.

Highlights:

• One button, one swing.

• Upgrades that feel different - no filler material.

• A drunk idiot gets hurt for money!

• Banjos.