
Will dropkick for food
11.7%
Went from wrestling rings to onion rings. Now accepting payment in burritos and emotional validation.
4 achievements

Went from wrestling rings to onion rings. Now accepting payment in burritos and emotional validation.

Ran from shame, fame, crime, and sharks. All roads lead to Abuela’s couch.

He challenged burgers, nature, and common sense. Medical science is confused but impressed.

You witnessed every version of Rick. We can’t tell if you won or just survived.